And all through the Flood,
Not a creature was stirring
The mods were out for blood
The serious board was cleaned with such care
In hopes that Cheat would soon be there

The trolls were posting in the Flood with no care
While visions of Anarchy danced in their heads
PSU in his kerchief and me in my hat, settled down for a long drunken nap
When out on the forum there arose such a clatter
We all logged on to see what's the matter
To the Flood I clicked with a flash, only to see a big flaming gash
The threads were all hateful and brash, the butthurt was real and should cause a rash
When, on to my eyes, what do they see?
A post from Deci, with spoilers to see!
The hatred was real, the trolls posted flame,
And Deci called each one out by name
Shit T-Blocks shit Verby shit Rocket shit Kiwi shit Kupo shit Mr Psychologist and fuck Second Class with a two headed dildo!

Someone finish

Well done!