Top 10 reasons I WILL be voting Democrat in the 2016 election

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#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.

#9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't.

#8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

#7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

#6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.

#5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.

#4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.

#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees it.

#2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in America. We don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries.

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits" Albert Einstein


 
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Good to see you've found the light, fam.


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We shouldn't be using oil anyway.


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If I'm correct, democrats have also proposed barbaric laws stating you can rape your wife.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
We should build Trump's wall around Philadelphia instead


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hey
America is a sham


 
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Psu is that all you do is post about political things? Literally no one cares about your poorly constructed jokes or opinions on it.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
We should build Trump's wall around Philadelphia instead
Please, yes. Then we can successfully quarantine the thugs that are spreading out in to the state.


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Psu is that all you do is post about political things? Literally no one cares about your poorly constructed jokes or opinions on it.

Blow me


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Psu is that all you do is post about political things? Literally no one cares about your poorly constructed jokes or opinions on it.
Blow me
Your move, Jaz.