today i called dick's sporting goods

i am karjala takaisin · January 07, 2015, 06:18:04 PM

and i asked the polite gentleman on the other end if they happened to have any footballs shaped like dragon dildos in stock, and i found, to my great disappointment, that they did not

while we're on the subject of dick's sporting goods, here's a gif of a man running excitedly towards one of their stores due to his implied homosexuality

Anonymous (User Deleted) · January 07, 2015, 06:54:20 PM

I like to call it Richard's Sporting Goods because that's more appropriate.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · January 07, 2015, 06:55:40 PM

is that me

Flood · January 07, 2015, 06:56:45 PM

Spoiler

Dick.

clum clum · January 07, 2015, 06:57:17 PM