Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

this sounds like a copypasta from the thread where that guy with the kid got really mad and left not too long ago

Dos thou not liketh me?

Dos thou not liketh me?

Ok enough with this small talk. We're just wasting both our time acting like we are enjoying this. I can't hold it in any longer. I started off by declothing you in my mind, then we proceeded to kissing slowly moving down to each other's private areas. You were getting pretty heated at this point I don't know if you were thinking straight but you told me to hog tie you to the bed and punish you and you also said to grab the army men out of the game closet, needless to say I obliged. This is where it got a little weird. I asked you where you wanted it and you said," Blow in my belly button, trudge through it with the army men and act out the D-day invasion." Now I'm sitting here with my penis in hand curious to what that might be like. So if you're down to put our own spin on this momentous historical event I can swing by Toys"R"Us on the way over. Are we going to pound this thing out or are you going to let my Womb Warriors die another meaningless death at the hands of my fap sock?

Quote from: Numb Digger on November 05, 2014, 07:24:19 PM

Toys"R"Us

You have my attention.

Toys"R"Us can be anything you want it to be.

...Or are you interested in reenacting a historical event on your belly?

Quote from: Numb Digger on November 05, 2014, 07:30:12 PM

Quote from: Casper on November 05, 2014, 07:27:38 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on November 05, 2014, 07:24:19 PM

Toys"R"Us

You have my attention.

Toys"R"Us can be anything you want it to be.

...Or are you interested in reenacting a historical event on your belly?

I like that store.

Me too. I'm a little uncomfortable going to there, now, though. An 18 year old on his own or with a bunch of others is disturbing.

Quote from: Numb Digger on November 05, 2014, 07:43:42 PM

Quote from: Casper on November 05, 2014, 07:41:45 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on November 05, 2014, 07:30:12 PM

Quote from: Casper on November 05, 2014, 07:27:38 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on November 05, 2014, 07:24:19 PM

Toys"R"Us

You have my attention.

Toys"R"Us can be anything you want it to be.

...Or are you interested in reenacting a historical event on your belly?

I like that store.

Me too. I'm a little uncomfortable going to there, now, though. An 18 year old on his own or with a bunch of others is disturbing.

I'm 19 and I drag my friends there all the time.

Well, that makes me feel better about myself. I like buying novelty things there, and maybe an action figure every now and then. Lego things too, can't forget lego haha.

I only go for Legos.

Nothing wrong with liking Lego ^_^

Quote from: Numb Digger on November 05, 2014, 08:03:30 PM

Quote from: Casper on November 05, 2014, 07:58:18 PM

I only go for Legos.

Nothing wrong with liking Lego ^_^

I wouldn't care if there were haha

Admirable. I can be a little bit insecure when it comes to things like that.