So you think I'm a white knight, or in other words, a badass from medieval times whose prowess in combat was only matched by his chivalry? You know, chivalry? The code of conduct whereby men who actually treat women with respect and defend them from misogynistic jerks like the people who think I'm a white knight? The time when men did not feel they were obligated to leer at and make unsolicited comments towards women? The time when men put effort into wooing instead of forcing themselves onto women? The time when people actually think before paying a woman a compliment instead of blurting out something perverted like "I want my cock in your ass"?

Yeah you know what? I'm okay with that...

I prefer the term "Lightly Shaded Knight", thank you very much.

This sounds exactly like something a white knight would say. Just treat people like people. Jesus.

...Can't tell if troll or serious

inb4 weed knights come in and ruin everything

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White knighting works if you're very attractive

I fill that criteria, but no, you have been lied to. I am the black knight.



I shall smite thy white knight scum with my blade!