Tips on how NOT to post cringeworthy shit?

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Since apparently I make cringeworthy threads. Help me help you by not making any.

Advice?


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I neither fear, nor despise.
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Don't even log out, that's too much effort. Just close your browser.


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Who paid you to look at this?
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Don't even log out, that's too much effort. Just close your browser.
or don't go near your computer


 
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Don't even log out, that's too much effort. Just close your browser.
or don't go near your computer

yeah just walk away


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I neither fear, nor despise.
Don't be Rocketman.

wow we haven't talked in ages and THIS IS WHAT YOU DO?

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(


 
Pippen
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
Don't be Rocketman.

wow we haven't talked in ages and THIS IS WHAT YOU DO?

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

The only ever timed we have "talked" is in an XBL chat


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I neither fear, nor despise.
Don't be Rocketman.

wow we haven't talked in ages and THIS IS WHAT YOU DO?

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

The only ever timed we have "talked" is in an XBL chat

here m8


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Get of my lawn
Start by not being me. After that? No idea. I failed the 1st step


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If you're asking there is no hope


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Be like Verbatim and talk about how everybody should die and how being vegan is-

Nevermind
no, go on


 
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
Don't be Rocketman.

wow we haven't talked in ages and THIS IS WHAT YOU DO?

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

The only ever timed we have "talked" is in an XBL chat

here m8

Literally any interaction here with people makes 0 sense.

So doesn't count.


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Stop giving a shit, stop posting emojis (unless it's ironically), stale memes or reaction images/videos.


 
 
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<.<
Refine your posts

When you dumb a lot of clear emotions into a thread, in any form but take butthurt for example, it tends to amuse/cringe people.

If something is riling you up, don't just jump and make a thread about it but think it over for a while.

I'd be careful with emoticons too, try to convey your thoughts with the words rather than XDs.

Haram
 ;) ;D :D :P :-* :D >:(

Halal
 :( :o 8) ??? ::) :-\

Use in every post
 :'( :'( :'( :'(


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Generally think "Would I care if someone else posted this?"

If the answer is you probably couldn't give less of a shit if you saw it on the page and/ or you'd probably find the person posting it cringey, then that's a sign.