Time isn't real

R o c k e t · September 19, 2016, 01:11:24 AM

stop following your "work schedule" like a sheep. You aren't actually "late for work".

Spoiler

wait my bad YOU DON'T WORK LMAO

🂿 · September 19, 2016, 01:12:22 AM

September 19, 2016, 01:12:32 AM

The only things you work are the cocks that snake up your bum.

Sαndtrap · September 19, 2016, 01:15:45 AM

Joking aside you've got a valid point if you take a step back and really look at some of the things people put value on. It's mostly just funny, actually.

BaconShelf · September 19, 2016, 01:17:41 AM

well duh humans invented time when we invented clocks

R o c k e t · September 19, 2016, 04:03:18 AM

Quote from: BaconShelf on September 19, 2016, 01:17:41 AM

well duh humans invented time when we invented clocks

or did clocks invent us?

TB · September 19, 2016, 08:23:20 AM

Solid unexpected roast.

DAS B00T x2 · September 19, 2016, 08:40:08 AM

What's funny is that today my alarm fucked up and I came in to work late.

True Turquoise · September 19, 2016, 09:07:06 AM

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snee0rp · September 19, 2016, 09:37:30 AM

ZA WARUDO

Spartan · September 19, 2016, 09:39:32 AM

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on September 19, 2016, 04:03:18 AM

Quote from: BaconShelf on September 19, 2016, 01:17:41 AM
well duh humans invented time when we invented clocks

or did clocks invent us?

wow, really makes you think

clum clum · September 19, 2016, 09:44:33 AM

You aren't wrong. Time is based on our perception, and it can be distorted by certain things, like drugs. Psychedelics such as LSD can slow time down, making hours feel like weeks.

rC · September 19, 2016, 10:18:52 AM

If tIME isn't real, how did gOD create the earth in 7 days?

rC · September 19, 2016, 10:19:36 AM

Quote from: clum clum on September 19, 2016, 09:44:33 AM

You aren't wrong. Time is based on our perception, and it can be distorted by certain things, like drugs. Psychedelics such as LSD can slow time down, making hours feel like weeks.

bro how much acid does a nigga need to feel something like that

clum clum · September 19, 2016, 10:25:51 AM

Quote from: rc on September 19, 2016, 10:19:36 AM

Quote from: clum clum on September 19, 2016, 09:44:33 AM
You aren't wrong. Time is based on our perception, and it can be distorted by certain things, like drugs. Psychedelics such as LSD can slow time down, making hours feel like weeks.
bro how much acid does a nigga need to feel something like that

It depends on the person, but a dosage of 120ug+ is a safe bet.

BaconShelf · September 19, 2016, 10:32:51 AM

Quote from: clum clum on September 19, 2016, 10:25:51 AM

Quote from: rc on September 19, 2016, 10:19:36 AM
Quote from: clum clum on September 19, 2016, 09:44:33 AM
You aren't wrong. Time is based on our perception, and it can be distorted by certain things, like drugs. Psychedelics such as LSD can slow time down, making hours feel like weeks.
bro how much acid does a nigga need to feel something like that

It depends on the person, but a dosage of 120ug+ is a safe bet.

You could also travel at about 3x10^7 metres per second to achieve a similar effect.

clum clum · September 19, 2016, 10:35:25 AM

Quote from: BaconShelf on September 19, 2016, 10:32:51 AM

Quote from: clum clum on September 19, 2016, 10:25:51 AM
Quote from: rc on September 19, 2016, 10:19:36 AM
Quote from: clum clum on September 19, 2016, 09:44:33 AM
You aren't wrong. Time is based on our perception, and it can be distorted by certain things, like drugs. Psychedelics such as LSD can slow time down, making hours feel like weeks.
bro how much acid does a nigga need to feel something like that

It depends on the person, but a dosage of 120ug+ is a safe bet.

You could also travel at about 3x10^7 metres per second to achieve a similar effect.

One can dream

rC · September 19, 2016, 10:37:59 AM

Quote from: clum clum on September 19, 2016, 10:25:51 AM

Quote from: rc on September 19, 2016, 10:19:36 AM
Quote from: clum clum on September 19, 2016, 09:44:33 AM
You aren't wrong. Time is based on our perception, and it can be distorted by certain things, like drugs. Psychedelics such as LSD can slow time down, making hours feel like weeks.
bro how much acid does a nigga need to feel something like that

It depends on the person, but a dosage of 120ug+ is a safe bet.

bruh I've taken 200 and I never felt time slow down lol

BaconShelf · September 19, 2016, 10:38:39 AM

Quote from: clum clum on September 19, 2016, 10:35:25 AM

Quote from: BaconShelf on September 19, 2016, 10:32:51 AM
Quote from: clum clum on September 19, 2016, 10:25:51 AM
Quote from: rc on September 19, 2016, 10:19:36 AM
Quote from: clum clum on September 19, 2016, 09:44:33 AM
You aren't wrong. Time is based on our perception, and it can be distorted by certain things, like drugs. Psychedelics such as LSD can slow time down, making hours feel like weeks.
bro how much acid does a nigga need to feel something like that

It depends on the person, but a dosage of 120ug+ is a safe bet.

You could also travel at about 3x10^7 metres per second to achieve a similar effect.

One can dream

One day...

clum clum · September 19, 2016, 10:42:14 AM

Quote from: rc on September 19, 2016, 10:37:59 AM

Quote from: clum clum on September 19, 2016, 10:25:51 AM
Quote from: rc on September 19, 2016, 10:19:36 AM
Quote from: clum clum on September 19, 2016, 09:44:33 AM
You aren't wrong. Time is based on our perception, and it can be distorted by certain things, like drugs. Psychedelics such as LSD can slow time down, making hours feel like weeks.
bro how much acid does a nigga need to feel something like that

It depends on the person, but a dosage of 120ug+ is a safe bet.
bruh I've taken 200 and I never felt time slow down lol

Depends on the person. My friend took 130 and 12 hours felt like weeks to him. Time can also speed up, as well.

rC · September 19, 2016, 10:49:08 AM

Quote from: clum clum on September 19, 2016, 10:42:14 AM

Quote from: rc on September 19, 2016, 10:37:59 AM
Quote from: clum clum on September 19, 2016, 10:25:51 AM
Quote from: rc on September 19, 2016, 10:19:36 AM
Quote from: clum clum on September 19, 2016, 09:44:33 AM
You aren't wrong. Time is based on our perception, and it can be distorted by certain things, like drugs. Psychedelics such as LSD can slow time down, making hours feel like weeks.
bro how much acid does a nigga need to feel something like that

It depends on the person, but a dosage of 120ug+ is a safe bet.
bruh I've taken 200 and I never felt time slow down lol

Depends on the person. My friend took 130 and 12 hours felt like weeks to him. Time can also speed up, as well.

I'm skeptical, but ok

Dietrich Six · September 19, 2016, 11:37:29 AM

Quote from: rc on September 19, 2016, 10:49:08 AM

Quote from: clum clum on September 19, 2016, 10:42:14 AM
Quote from: rc on September 19, 2016, 10:37:59 AM
Quote from: clum clum on September 19, 2016, 10:25:51 AM
Quote from: rc on September 19, 2016, 10:19:36 AM
Quote from: clum clum on September 19, 2016, 09:44:33 AM
You aren't wrong. Time is based on our perception, and it can be distorted by certain things, like drugs. Psychedelics such as LSD can slow time down, making hours feel like weeks.
bro how much acid does a nigga need to feel something like that

It depends on the person, but a dosage of 120ug+ is a safe bet.
bruh I've taken 200 and I never felt time slow down lol

Depends on the person. My friend took 130 and 12 hours felt like weeks to him. Time can also speed up, as well.
I'm skeptical, but ok

Bruh the first time I did acid I felt like I tripped for 12 hours, it was more like four. People weren't moving in slow motion, I just had no concept of time.