I've got to dash in a minute, but for anyone who has their... panties in a twist, here is your big, shiny, official outlet. As I've said earlier, those who aren't among my usual haters and have no agenda, please keep this space clear because they get shy in the spotlight, and too much easy socialising will spoil the mood. Please respect my wishes. I'll respond to and encourage hate briefly now, and later when I return.
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