if a bird flies near your head

Elegiac · October 24, 2015, 03:07:00 AM

what do you do

Nexus · October 24, 2015, 03:09:28 AM

Nothing because I am not a fucking fox faggot.

Elegiac · October 24, 2015, 03:11:41 AM

Quote from: Nexus on October 24, 2015, 03:09:28 AM

Nothing because I am not a fucking fox faggot.

damn birds might fly near your head

Nexus · October 24, 2015, 03:13:09 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on October 24, 2015, 03:11:41 AM

Quote from: Nexus on October 24, 2015, 03:09:28 AM
Nothing because I am not a fucking fox faggot.
damn birds might fly near your head

Unlikely, but if they do I may duck or move if it is too close to comfort, but otherwise not give a shit.

Kiwicake · October 24, 2015, 03:14:58 AM

teach that bird a lesson for getting in my way

Elegiac · October 24, 2015, 03:16:00 AM

Quote from: Nexus on October 24, 2015, 03:13:09 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on October 24, 2015, 03:11:41 AM
Quote from: Nexus on October 24, 2015, 03:09:28 AM
Nothing because I am not a fucking fox faggot.
damn birds might fly near your head
Unlikely, but if they do I may duck or move if it is too close to comfort, but otherwise not give a shit.

too much info, gotta just concentrate on the birds, 100%

Elegiac · October 24, 2015, 03:16:36 AM

Quote from: Fruitcake on October 24, 2015, 03:14:58 AM

teach that bird a lesson for getting in my way

holy shit

Nexus · October 24, 2015, 03:16:41 AM

Quote from: Fruitcake on October 24, 2015, 03:14:58 AM

teach that bird a lesson for getting in my way

Will you teach me a lesson if I get in your way?

October 24, 2015, 03:34:58 AM

I had a bad experience with a goose when I was a child so now I'm irrationally cautious around birds in general

Epsira · October 24, 2015, 03:36:11 AM

I'd probably mutter, "Junk ass bird" and keep walking.

Jono · October 24, 2015, 03:37:31 AM

Superman punch that motherfucker

Cadenza has moved on · October 24, 2015, 03:41:13 AM

Admire it, birds are goddamn dinosaurs.

Zonda · October 24, 2015, 05:03:49 AM

Quote from: The Ghost That Never Lies on October 24, 2015, 03:34:58 AM

I had a bad experience with a goose when I was a child so now I'm irrationally cautious around birds in general

Geese are the biggest fucking child bullies man. One had me backed into a corner at a wildlife park when I was like 6, all intimidating and shit, but I guarantee you that punk ass bitch wouldn't start shit with me now if it was still alive.

Elegiac · October 24, 2015, 02:40:38 PM

Doctor Doom · October 24, 2015, 02:47:10 PM

I would carefully hold out my hand, doing my best not to startle the little guy, graciously allow it to perch in my palm, and then, without hesitation, crush it in my fist.

Elegiac · October 24, 2015, 02:58:18 PM

Quote from: Spooky Scary Grunt on October 24, 2015, 02:47:10 PM

I would carefully hold out my hand, doing my best not to startle the little guy, graciously allow it to perch in my palm, and then, without hesitation, crush it in my fist.

is that yolo swag