>Be me
>Black man, retired football coach
>Lives in a nice neighbourhood
>untilthezombienationattacked.jpeg
>Fight my way through the undead reincarnations of my football team and gang up with some other survivors
>Some redneck, a black version of Meg from Family Guy, and some hotshot with a fucking white suit
>This motherfucker has kept his white suit totally pristine somehow, must be dunked in waterproof stuff
>Anyway, we fight our way to some evacuation point on the roof of a hotel
>Not outside in the carpark like most rational people would think, or some football pitch, but a fucking highrise roof.
>Have to go up the stairs because despite the elevators being TOTALLY FINE, black Meg bitches about health and safety in a dangerous situation or some bullshit
>Guesswe'llwalkthen.docx
>Who the hell...puts an evac station...up thirty flights of goddamn stairs...?
>Smarmy white suited fuck replies
>"Come on, Coach... Maybe the helicopter... maybe it's made of chocolate…"
>mfw