Police say a fifth-grader who jumped to his death from a second-story window at his New Jersey school had lost a chess match and was upset because his opponent didn't say "checkmate."The 10-year-old student at Grant Elementary School leaped to his death last month after playing chess at recess.The Record newspaper reports that a Dumont police file released Wednesday says a lunch aide heard the boy tell his opponent: "Do you want me to do something drastic?"The lunch aide told investigators that after the chess match, she saw the boy write a note, hand it to his opponent and ask him not to open it right away.The aide told police she confiscated the note and turned around to see the boy jump. The note's contents weren't disclosed.
The fox posted something from Fox News. Elegiac will be drawn to this thread like a pedo to a daycare. Three foxes. A triangle has three sides. Illuminati confirmed.
How do you die from falling one story?
Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on April 02, 2015, 12:43:26 PMHow do you die from falling one story?One story is roughly 10 feet. You can break your hip or skull from simply falling and slipping on ice.10 feet for a child?Probably landed head first.
Quote from: Sandtrap on April 02, 2015, 12:45:25 PMQuote from: HurtfulTurkey on April 02, 2015, 12:43:26 PMHow do you die from falling one story?One story is roughly 10 feet. You can break your hip or skull from simply falling and slipping on ice.10 feet for a child?Probably landed head first.that sure showed everybody!
it's the teacher's fault for letting them play such a violent game
Quote from: Big Boss on April 02, 2015, 12:48:33 PMit's the teacher's fault for letting them play such a violent game it would be typical of liberals to ban chess
Quote from: TheFox on April 02, 2015, 12:49:51 PMQuote from: Big Boss on April 02, 2015, 12:48:33 PMit's the teacher's fault for letting them play such a violent game it would be typical of liberals to ban chesswe need to ban windows too.
Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on April 02, 2015, 12:43:26 PMHow do you die from falling one story?It's all in the landing.
He was an hero, he's in heaven with Budd Dwyer now.
Quote from: Brock on April 02, 2015, 12:58:11 PMHe was an hero, he's in heaven with Budd Dwyer now.God, I can only hope to leave half the impression on my state that Budd did. What a great man.
Quote from: DAS | Loli Soul on April 02, 2015, 01:06:02 PMQuote from: Brock on April 02, 2015, 12:58:11 PMHe was an hero, he's in heaven with Budd Dwyer now.God, I can only hope to leave half the impression on my state that Budd did. What a great man. A bloody mess on the wall?
Quote from: TheFox on April 02, 2015, 01:07:51 PMQuote from: DAS | Loli Soul on April 02, 2015, 01:06:02 PMQuote from: Brock on April 02, 2015, 12:58:11 PMHe was an hero, he's in heaven with Budd Dwyer now.God, I can only hope to leave half the impression on my state that Budd did. What a great man. A bloody mess on the wall?an inspiring bloody mess. Can't forget that bit.
Quote from: DAS | Loli Soul on April 02, 2015, 01:08:42 PMQuote from: TheFox on April 02, 2015, 01:07:51 PMQuote from: DAS | Loli Soul on April 02, 2015, 01:06:02 PMQuote from: Brock on April 02, 2015, 12:58:11 PMHe was an hero, he's in heaven with Budd Dwyer now.God, I can only hope to leave half the impression on my state that Budd did. What a great man. A bloody mess on the wall?an inspiring bloody mess. Can't forget that bit. can i post the glorious gif or are the moderators too mangina for that stuff?
Lol I was initially confused by this thread
Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 02, 2015, 12:37:30 PMThe fox posted something from Fox News. Elegiac will be drawn to this thread like a pedo to a daycare. Three foxes. A triangle has three sides. Illuminati confirmed. He agreed to fuck off, i like foxes but hate furfags who want to bang foxes
Quote from: TheFox on April 02, 2015, 11:37:54 AMQuote from: challengerX on April 02, 2015, 11:37:08 AMQuote from: TheFox on April 02, 2015, 11:13:00 AMmarines are always assholes, even the rest of us in the military dont like themWhat branch? ArmyEw. All the best with that. You're safe now, I just lost all interest in you.
Quote from: challengerX on April 02, 2015, 11:37:08 AMQuote from: TheFox on April 02, 2015, 11:13:00 AMmarines are always assholes, even the rest of us in the military dont like themWhat branch? Army
Quote from: TheFox on April 02, 2015, 11:13:00 AMmarines are always assholes, even the rest of us in the military dont like themWhat branch?
marines are always assholes, even the rest of us in the military dont like them
Quote from: TheFox on April 02, 2015, 12:48:03 PMQuote from: Raw Sugar on April 02, 2015, 12:37:30 PMThe fox posted something from Fox News. Elegiac will be drawn to this thread like a pedo to a daycare. Three foxes. A triangle has three sides. Illuminati confirmed. He agreed to fuck off, i like foxes but hate furfags who want to bang foxesAnd I dislike people who distort the truth. I've had a few tiffs with brats on here who like to do that, don't be another.Quote from: Elegiac on April 02, 2015, 11:41:50 AMQuote from: TheFox on April 02, 2015, 11:37:54 AMQuote from: challengerX on April 02, 2015, 11:37:08 AMQuote from: TheFox on April 02, 2015, 11:13:00 AMmarines are always assholes, even the rest of us in the military dont like themWhat branch? ArmyEw. All the best with that. You're safe now, I just lost all interest in you.
Quote from: Elegiac on April 02, 2015, 01:51:06 PMQuote from: TheFox on April 02, 2015, 12:48:03 PMQuote from: Raw Sugar on April 02, 2015, 12:37:30 PMThe fox posted something from Fox News. Elegiac will be drawn to this thread like a pedo to a daycare. Three foxes. A triangle has three sides. Illuminati confirmed. He agreed to fuck off, i like foxes but hate furfags who want to bang foxesAnd I dislike people who distort the truth. I've had a few tiffs with brats on here who like to do that, don't be another.Quote from: Elegiac on April 02, 2015, 11:41:50 AMQuote from: TheFox on April 02, 2015, 11:37:54 AMQuote from: challengerX on April 02, 2015, 11:37:08 AMQuote from: TheFox on April 02, 2015, 11:13:00 AMmarines are always assholes, even the rest of us in the military dont like themWhat branch? ArmyEw. All the best with that. You're safe now, I just lost all interest in you.bro what you said was just fucking disrespectful.
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