This thread is an elevator

Dinos I swear......

*waits for the elevator to eventually stop on the 5th floor then paces back and forth through the hallway*

I've gotta find some way to entertain myself. I mean give me a break, I've been dead for millions of years.

Just advance into a space-faring race and things will be way better

I mean....look at me!

Well, I'm kinda the only Velociraptor alive, so space-faring race can't really happen.

Can't I just join you guys or something?

I don't see why not. Can you shoot a gun?

Dinos I swear......

*waits for the elevator to eventually stop on the 5th floor then paces back and forth through the hallway*

I've gotta find some way to entertain myself. I mean give me a break, I've been dead for millions of years.

Just advance into a space-faring race and things will be way better

I mean....look at me!

Well, I'm kinda the only Velociraptor alive, so space-faring race can't really happen.

Can't I just join you guys or something?

I don't see why not. Can you shoot a gun?

I can shoot a gun. I'm also good at tracking, if that helps.

Does this mean I'm in?

Hello candid elevator sex

*Releases a silent but deadly*
*Blames Charlie*

A killer on the loose? Kill it with dakka.

Dinos I swear......

*waits for the elevator to eventually stop on the 5th floor then paces back and forth through the hallway*

I've gotta find some way to entertain myself. I mean give me a break, I've been dead for millions of years.

Just advance into a space-faring race and things will be way better

I mean....look at me!

Well, I'm kinda the only Velociraptor alive, so space-faring race can't really happen.

Can't I just join you guys or something?

I don't see why not. Can you shoot a gun?

I can shoot a gun. I'm also good at tracking, if that helps.

Does this mean I'm in?

You'll kinda stick out from the rest of us, but sure!

https://youtu.be/zJowVEC5q6o?t=1404

"So you're wondering why I gathered you here today"

Dinos I swear......

*waits for the elevator to eventually stop on the 5th floor then paces back and forth through the hallway*

I've gotta find some way to entertain myself. I mean give me a break, I've been dead for millions of years.

Just advance into a space-faring race and things will be way better

I mean....look at me!

Well, I'm kinda the only Velociraptor alive, so space-faring race can't really happen.

Can't I just join you guys or something?

I don't see why not. Can you shoot a gun?

I can shoot a gun. I'm also good at tracking, if that helps.

Does this mean I'm in?

You'll kinda stick out from the rest of us, but sure!

Fuck yeah!

I'm just gonna stand over here and look at my phone until I get off thanks.

"So you're wondering why I gathered you here today"

I am actually.

Love in an elevator.

Dinos I swear......

*waits for the elevator to eventually stop on the 5th floor then paces back and forth through the hallway*

I've gotta find some way to entertain myself. I mean give me a break, I've been dead for millions of years.

Just advance into a space-faring race and things will be way better

I mean....look at me!

Well, I'm kinda the only Velociraptor alive, so space-faring race can't really happen.

Can't I just join you guys or something?

I don't see why not. Can you shoot a gun?

I can shoot a gun. I'm also good at tracking, if that helps.

Does this mean I'm in?

You'll kinda stick out from the rest of us, but sure!

Fuck yeah!

I didn't expect you to fit in this well,

Dinos I swear......

*waits for the elevator to eventually stop on the 5th floor then paces back and forth through the hallway*

I've gotta find some way to entertain myself. I mean give me a break, I've been dead for millions of years.

Just advance into a space-faring race and things will be way better

I mean....look at me!

Well, I'm kinda the only Velociraptor alive, so space-faring race can't really happen.

Can't I just join you guys or something?

I don't see why not. Can you shoot a gun?

I can shoot a gun. I'm also good at tracking, if that helps.

Does this mean I'm in?

You'll kinda stick out from the rest of us, but sure!

Fuck yeah!

I didn't expect you to fit in this well,

See? I told you I'd fit in.

*presses 11 floor*

This is not a pleasant place

Love in an elevator.

Filthy xeno! Diiiiiiiiiiieeeeee!

Love in an elevator.

Filthy xeno! Diiiiiiiiiiieeeeee!

love me

Farting on a lift is wrong on so many levels.

Farting on a lift is wrong on so many levels.

*sigh*

Farting on a lift is wrong on so many levels.

*sigh*

Forgive me, I couldn't resist.

Presses button #25

Farting on a lift is wrong on so many levels.

*sigh*

Forgive me, I couldn't resist.

Dude, leave on the next stop. Please.
*winks*

Farting on a lift is wrong on so many levels.

*sigh*

Forgive me, I couldn't resist.

Dude, leave on the next stop. Please.
*winks*