This thread is a prison

What are you in for?

memeslaughter in the 2nd degree.

God damnit Charlie

I finally snapped and threw scalding hot coffee in the face of a bitchy customer.

I finally snapped and threw scalding hot coffee in the face of a bitchy customer.

For a moment I forgot what thread I was in and thought this was legit. lol
The one thought I had was "Yea... Sep7 will do that to you after a while."

pony killing spree

I finally snapped and threw scalding hot coffee in the face of a bitchy customer.

For a moment I forgot what thread I was in and thought this was legit. lol
The one thought I had was "Yea... Sep7 will do that to you after a while."

I know my response is pretty honest of what I wish I could do sometimes...
Scary.

I was the victim

Lo and behold, I was finally brought to justice for all those illegal U-turns of mine on empty town streets.

Touching little kids

calling people casuals.

Jaywalking.

Ender.

Ender.

I read that in your voice and it was creepy af.

OT: Mostly?
The drugs >_>

lockdown requested

Me?  My lawyer fucked me. Everybody's innocent in here. Didn't you know that?

It was a prank, bro!

I stole some Jordans

Its in the name, really.

What seems like something I would do that would get me into trouble with the law?

What seems like something I would do that would get me into trouble with the law?

Scavenging in the neighbors trash bins and tipping them all over the street in search of food.

What seems like something I would do that would get me into trouble with the law?

Scavenging in the neighbors trash bins and tipping them all over the street in search of food.

I'm pretty certain that's not grounds to throw me in Sing Sing. At worst it's a misdemeanor.

What seems like something I would do that would get me into trouble with the law?

Scavenging in the neighbors trash bins and tipping them all over the street in search of food.

I'm pretty certain that's not grounds to throw me in Sing Sing. At worst it's a misdemeanor.

Mmm hmmm.

But you're a bear. You got charged with misdemeanor and then manslaughter when you mauled the people who tried to get you away from the garbage.

What seems like something I would do that would get me into trouble with the law?

Scavenging in the neighbors trash bins and tipping them all over the street in search of food.

I'm pretty certain that's not grounds to throw me in Sing Sing. At worst it's a misdemeanor.

Mmm hmmm.

But you're a bear. You got charged with misdemeanor and then manslaughter when you mauled the people who tried to get you away from the garbage.

Why am I responsible for their idiocy?

What seems like something I would do that would get me into trouble with the law?

Scavenging in the neighbors trash bins and tipping them all over the street in search of food.

I'm pretty certain that's not grounds to throw me in Sing Sing. At worst it's a misdemeanor.

Mmm hmmm.

But you're a bear. You got charged with misdemeanor and then manslaughter when you mauled the people who tried to get you away from the garbage.

Why am I responsible for their idiocy?

Because you're not a rapper.

Possession.

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What seems like something I would do that would get me into trouble with the law?

Being homo

Spoilers.

Verbal internet assault in the first degree