So dig this, okay? I’m living with my boyfriend and as you know I’m open to polygamy and such, so he pays for this discord trans girl Hazey to come over here. He paid this girl’s plane ticket to come here lmao. And he lets me do DXM for this spectacular event - wonderful, right?

Yeah, the airport experience was great. We went there to pick her up, and I was so light and breezy. It was great because I got to have this big epic airport adventure without actually having to get on a plane or go through security. It was a whole thing to find her, but eventually we found a meeting place. As she said she would, she was wearing a collar, and as he said he would, he attached a leash to said collar and held it while we walked away from the disney store. Yeah, get that quote button ready folks, I know that will be the takeaway here.

They only did that for like twenty seconds though. While she was on the leash, I sulked way back behind them, acted like I didn’t even know them.

So anyway the whole point of this was to have a little pet over so my boyfriend and I could both dom her (definitely my boyfriend’s idea, though - he’s the one who even knew this girl) but she gets in the car and we’re driving back to our place from Orlando, and she’s SO awkward and weird. Like on discord she was so bubbly and shit, get to real life and try to have a convo with her and it’s impossible

My boyfriend did some awkward dom stuff to her when we got back, like no fucking joke this bitch brought a ball gag and everything. But it got to a point where it was clear that no one was enjoying it, and now I’m stuck with her while there’s this big elephant in the room. That elephant is named “No One Is Enjoying This And The Whole Thing Was A Waste”.

Now usually, I like to call out elephants when I see them - I bring them up and everyone is generally appreciative for it. But this one I’m not calling out because they’ll just both deny it.

Other tidbits from the night include:

• Hazey brought over these hydroxyzine tablets and said they were “just like xanax” so I assumed benzos, she gives me a bunch and I’m excited, we take them and everyone but me falls asleep for like three hours. Turns out hydroxyzine is an antihistamine and the effect is akin to benadryl

• My boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend overdrew his account to buy some shit (she still had his card info somehow) and put him into overdraft, and so everything we bought to prep for this got slapped with an overdraft fee. The ex paid him back but the damage was done

• My CLICK button on my computer stopped working so even though we have wifi now, we literally cannot use the wifi to watch shows. We can’t even watch the good stuff I’ve downloaded to my laptop. All of this would be fixed with a mouse, but we can’t get that until tomorrow

• Due to the above bullet, the only entertainment has been my DVD set of Avatar TLA, and actually this was kinda cool. That was the one cool thing.

But yeah, she’s an awkward introvert and my boyfriend is already a pretty quiet, introverted person himself, so it falls on me to be the entertainer pretty much. And that would be okay, but idk this would go a lot better with some alcohol.

Just send her away.

'Tis a sub after all.

This is exactly what happens when people on the internet meet up

Sounds like your boyfriend is just as big a loser as you

Wtf lol

also we bought a mouse yesterday