This one time I got so drunk

w/e · March 09, 2015, 04:34:45 PM

I drove into a family of four... Oh no wait, that wouldn't be a fun story.

Okay, how about this? Once I got so drunk that I passed out and woke up somewhere different! But - like, I once took the wrong bus and ended up in another place I hadn't been in before, so it really doesn't differ from that incident.

Guys, I need help. Mad Mordo told me that drinking gives you fun stories to tell, but I can't come up with any legitimate decent ones, so please contribute.

YouTube

gats · March 09, 2015, 04:38:34 PM

i once ran away from the police >.>
so what if im rolling some weed bruh? back the up fuck up kinder

(mind you this was a couple years back when weed a little more serious than it is now)

Mad Max · March 09, 2015, 04:39:38 PM

>implying you need to get plastered and make bad choices

What is this, amateur hour?

w/e · March 09, 2015, 04:42:53 PM

Oh no, I'd love to drink and talk about things that I don't give a shit about when drunk, because when in that state I'd feel like everything is much better and so fun! What a time we live in where we can have alcohol mass produced to this degree.

I'd honestly move away from people if I got drunk because there'd be no reason to be around them. Then what would happen is that people would take advantage of me, and I'd be stabbed and become the homeless.

w/e · March 09, 2015, 04:43:27 PM

JUST GIVE ME ONE EXAMPLE OF A GOOD TIME SHIIIIIISH

Girl of Mystery · March 09, 2015, 04:45:12 PM

Quote from: DigitalIzesty on March 09, 2015, 04:43:27 PM

JUST GIVE ME ONE EXAMPLE OF A GOOD TIME SHIIIIIISH

A house party where people have a laugh and do funny shit

Mad Max · March 09, 2015, 04:45:13 PM

This one time I went to a beer festival with my best buds, got a solid buzz in the middle of the afternoon, and watched Reel Big Fish play. It was a good time.

DAS B00T x2 · March 09, 2015, 04:45:26 PM

I once got drunk and scratched on the 8 ball.
Moral of the story: Don't drink and play pool or else girls beat you.

w/e · March 09, 2015, 04:45:47 PM

YouTube

Destroyed by the people

Mordo · March 09, 2015, 04:47:00 PM

what is moderation

w/e · March 09, 2015, 04:47:27 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön on March 09, 2015, 04:45:12 PM

Quote from: DigitalIzesty on March 09, 2015, 04:43:27 PM
JUST GIVE ME ONE EXAMPLE OF A GOOD TIME SHIIIIIISH
A house party where people have a laugh and do funny shit

I can achieve a laugh through comedy.

WHAT IS FUNNY SHIT? Are you talking about people vomiting and being generally affected negatively by it? Because if that is the case then no thanks, because for as much as I'd enjoy it, I'd get bored after 3 house parties.

w/e · March 09, 2015, 04:48:00 PM

Quote from: Madman Mordo on March 09, 2015, 04:47:00 PM

what is moderation

That's not the point, so don't address it.

Mordo · March 09, 2015, 04:51:53 PM

Quote from: DigitalIzesty on March 09, 2015, 04:48:00 PM

Quote from: Madman Mordo on March 09, 2015, 04:47:00 PM
what is moderation
That's not the point, so don't address it.

Except it is, because both of your points are taking it to the extremist of extreme scenarios. It is entirely possible to get smashed, have fun, and not ruin anyone's night. I know from experience, because I do it weekly.

It's these exact kind of arguments anti drug and anti gun people use to try and get something they don't like banned. "hurr durr lisa took drugs and shot her kids hurr durr aren't they awful outlets." No, it's just the 1% of people being the retards that they are who have to ruin it for everyone else that uses them responsibly.

Mad Max · March 09, 2015, 04:59:14 PM

Quote from: DASIUS B00TICUS SNAKESAR on March 09, 2015, 04:45:26 PM

I once got drunk and scratched on the 8 ball.
Moral of the story: Don't drink and play pool or else girls beat you.

My last girlfriend was a damn pool shark. I could never beat her.

Mad Max · March 09, 2015, 05:00:49 PM

Quote from: DigitalIzesty on March 09, 2015, 04:48:00 PM

Quote from: Madman Mordo on March 09, 2015, 04:47:00 PM
what is moderation
That's not the point, so don't address it.

Just makes you look like an idiot, that's all.

w/e · March 09, 2015, 05:10:21 PM

Quote from: Madman Mordo on March 09, 2015, 04:51:53 PM

Quote from: DigitalIzesty on March 09, 2015, 04:48:00 PM
Quote from: Madman Mordo on March 09, 2015, 04:47:00 PM
what is moderation
That's not the point, so don't address it.
Except it is, because both of your points are taking it to the extremist of extreme scenarios. It is entirely possible to get smashed, have fun, and not ruin anyone's night. I know from experience, because I do it weekly.

It's these exact kind of arguments anti drug and anti gun people use to try and get something they don't like banned. "hurr durr lisa took drugs and shot her kids hurr durr aren't they awful outlets." No, it's just the 1% of people being the retards that they are who have to ruin it for everyone else that uses them responsibly.

Fucking ununderstood hippe, I don't give a fuck about your experience concerning that.

It's not the point, so don't address it.

w/e · March 09, 2015, 05:11:13 PM

Quote from: Mad Max on March 09, 2015, 05:00:49 PM

Quote from: DigitalIzesty on March 09, 2015, 04:48:00 PM
Quote from: Madman Mordo on March 09, 2015, 04:47:00 PM
what is moderation
That's not the point, so don't address it.
Just makes you look like an idiot, that's all.

When you try to be extreme to make it as clear as possible in a short amount of time, that's often how you're seen.

Anything else?

Mordo · March 09, 2015, 05:51:20 PM

Quote from: DigitalIzesty on March 09, 2015, 05:10:21 PM

Quote from: Madman Mordo on March 09, 2015, 04:51:53 PM
Quote from: DigitalIzesty on March 09, 2015, 04:48:00 PM
Quote from: Madman Mordo on March 09, 2015, 04:47:00 PM
what is moderation
That's not the point, so don't address it.
Except it is, because both of your points are taking it to the extremist of extreme scenarios. It is entirely possible to get smashed, have fun, and not ruin anyone's night. I know from experience, because I do it weekly.

It's these exact kind of arguments anti drug and anti gun people use to try and get something they don't like banned. "hurr durr lisa took drugs and shot her kids hurr durr aren't they awful outlets." No, it's just the 1% of people being the retards that they are who have to ruin it for everyone else that uses them responsibly.
Fucking ununderstood hippe, I don't give a fuck about your experience concerning that.

It's not the point, so don't address it.

struck a nerve have i?