This is the story of when I first touched Grill booty.

I was in 6th grade and in art class. It was the end of the hour and we were all putting our paintings away.

In the huge crowd was a Grill named Sydney. She had dark brown hair and was wearing a tight shirt and leggings. I had a stiffy from starin at that booty. Yes, this is titled "when I first TOUCHED Grill booty" Just remember that my hands were holding a painting ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡•).

So I went in for the kill VERY carefully. As I approached the table I made a quick maneuver to the right and slapped my caged animal across da booty.

I also grabbed my friend's booty during a birthday party when she was asleep.

This can also be titled "The story of when I became a sex-offender".

So you sexually harass girls..... What else is new?

My friends and I had a competition in high school: whoever could surprise spank the most hot girl booty and get away with it. I won.

Nice.

Won't leave my precious Intel! You'll never get me.

Quote from: Jester on December 02, 2014, 11:49:41 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on December 02, 2014, 11:48:39 PM

So you sexually harass girls..... What else is new?

I had sex with my cousin when I was 15.

You're one sick bastard, you know that?

I know this.

I once accidentally touched my friends crush's butt in my first year of high school. Needless to say he was not happy.

sounds hawt