this is pretty awkward

 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
i went over to my friend's house today and she lives pretty far away so im supposed to spend the whole day with her

but she forgot she had a doctor's appointment so i went with her and ive been waiting in the waiting area for about 30 minutes or so

then her mom walks into the office and decides to sit down with me and wait for her appointment all while making some small talk

but i suck at small talk so it's been nothing but silence for awhile

plus its like 35 degrees out and i'm running on half a bagel and 2 hours of sleep

god i hate this

 
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Bang mom

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Quote from: Teki no Sukottorando on June 04, 2017, 07:06:15 PM
the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
Pull a Jim.

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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               πŸ…±
Damn nig, I wish it were 35 degrees, fuckin heat is miserable

 
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Quote from: Tyger on August 04, 2016, 03:19:27 PM
Bang mom

she aint my type

shes a class-a mother/bitch

a deadly combo

 
 
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Quote from: Casper on August 04, 2016, 03:21:44 PM
Damn nig, I wish it were 35 degrees, fuckin heat is miserable

Celsius man

 
 
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Quote from: Caped Baldy on August 04, 2016, 03:20:06 PM
Pull a Jim.

masturbate in the basement while listening to HateFuck's latest single "happiness fucks you in the ass"?

 
 
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okay she got up to go wait by the front desk for her daughter

crisis diverted (averted?)

 
 
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The Rage....
Kill her

 
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Quote from: Teki no Sukottorando on June 04, 2017, 07:06:15 PM
the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
Quote from: Eli on August 04, 2016, 03:23:17 PM
Quote from: Caped Baldy on August 04, 2016, 03:20:06 PM
Pull a Jim.

masturbate in the basement while listening to HateFuck's latest single "happiness fucks you in the ass"?

Yes, exactly.

 
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Signature goes here.
Averted until you don't know what to do when your friend finishes her visit.

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
What a coincidence.
I too, am in a hospital waiting room

No hot moms around tho
Though there is this one really cute elementary schooler that just walked in
Last Edit: August 04, 2016, 03:47:54 PM by DAS B00T x2

 
 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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we're in the clear gents

 
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Is she pregnant?

 
 
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Quote from: Eli on August 04, 2016, 03:21:59 PM
Quote from: Tyger on August 04, 2016, 03:19:27 PM
Bang mom

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she sounds awesome

 
 
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RIP ENDIE
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Quote from: ねこ on August 04, 2016, 04:29:44 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 04, 2016, 03:21:59 PM
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Bang mom
shes a class-a mother/bitch
Well at least you both have something in common ayy lmao
So she was pregnant

Congrats, Eli

 
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Get of my lawn
Quote from: Eli on August 04, 2016, 03:21:59 PM
Quote from: Tyger on August 04, 2016, 03:19:27 PM
Bang mom

she aint my type

shes a class-a mother/bitch

a deadly combo

Then grudge fuck her. Angrily