This is painfully true

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Oh, hey.


Although, owning a roadster of any kind is your first mistake. (Unless it's an S2k)

But this is true. A sensible car like a BMW, Mercedes, Audi (lol), then you sort of get away with it.

But anything higher then that, is not a chick magnet, but a bro magnet


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Audi are fucking awesome you little shit.


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fuck you
Audis handle like shit but are the shit you fucker


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Audi are fucking awesome you little shit.

...

I forgive you, for you have no idea what you are saying.

Two words. Over Steer.


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Audi are fucking awesome you little shit.

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I forgive you, for you have no idea what you are saying.

Two words. Over Steer.
You just can't handle that German power.


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Reality


Reality is more along the lines of this



 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Audi are fucking awesome you little shit.

...

I forgive you, for you have no idea what you are saying.

Two words. Over Steer.
You just can't handle that German power.
He has a Porsche 918 so...


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Audi are fucking awesome you little shit.

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I forgive you, for you have no idea what you are saying.

Two words. Over Steer.
You just can't handle that German power.

But every car I own has over 800hp.

And I own a Porsche.


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Oh, hey.
Audi are fucking awesome you little shit.

...

I forgive you, for you have no idea what you are saying.

Two words. Over Steer.
You just can't handle that German power.
He has a Porsche 918 so...

God damn your fast, you beat me to it


 
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I feel so bad for you =/


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Audi are fucking awesome you little shit.

...

I forgive you, for you have no idea what you are saying.

Two words. Over Steer.
You just can't handle that German power.
He has a Porsche 918 so...
Only 2 kinda people drive porsche, fags and hags. And he don't look like a hag to me...


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Oh, hey.
Audi are fucking awesome you little shit.

...

I forgive you, for you have no idea what you are saying.

Two words. Over Steer.
You just can't handle that German power.
He has a Porsche 918 so...
Only 2 kinda people drive porsche, fags and hags. And he don't look like a hag to me...

I can confirm that I am indeed, a massive faggot


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Audi are fucking awesome you little shit.

...

I forgive you, for you have no idea what you are saying.

Two words. Over Steer.
You just can't handle that German power.

But every car I own has over 800hp.

And I own a Porsche.
Watch out we gotta rich fucker over here



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Oh, hey.
Audi are fucking awesome you little shit.

...

I forgive you, for you have no idea what you are saying.

Two words. Over Steer.
You just can't handle that German power.

But every car I own has over 800hp.

And I own a Porsche.
Watch out we gotta rich fucker over here



Hey, atleast I'm nice :p


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Audi are fucking awesome you little shit.

...

I forgive you, for you have no idea what you are saying.

Two words. Over Steer.
You just can't handle that German power.

But every car I own has over 800hp.

And I own a Porsche.
Watch out we gotta rich fucker over here



Hey, atleast I'm nice :p
I am nice....


... Sometimes....


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Oh, hey.
Audi are fucking awesome you little shit.

...

I forgive you, for you have no idea what you are saying.

Two words. Over Steer.
You just can't handle that German power.

But every car I own has over 800hp.

And I own a Porsche.
Watch out we gotta rich fucker over here



Hey, atleast I'm nice :p
I am nice....


... Sometimes....

I haven't seen you be either, so I really have no idea.

That's good though


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You could replace the car with muscles and the pic would still be relevant except with "how much do you bench bro" and "what size are your arms bro" stuff lol


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>drives Mercedes-Benz

8)


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You could replace the car with muscles and the pic would still be relevant except with "how much do you bench bro" and "what size are your arms bro" stuff lol

This is isn't that true, women like a fit body. So it's sort of a 50-50 split between women and gym bros


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>drives Mercedes-Benz

8)

What model :p
Eh, just an M-series. >___>

SUV's right? I'm not to keen on Merc models.

What year?


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>drives Mercedes-Benz

8)

What model :p
Eh, just an M-series. >___>

SUV's right? I'm not to keen on Merc models.

What year?
2000

Nice, my mom had an M series a few years back.

I was never a fan of it, something about the interior seemed dreary, then again it was all grey and silver outside.

She loves her G63 though


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
The reality is what my German TA's grandmother told her.
Geld macht dumm.


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The reality is what my German TA's grandmother told her.
Geld macht dumm.

Which means, something negative I can only assume