This is it, Flood. I'm swallowing my pride.

Elegiac · April 14, 2015, 11:07:50 AM

I'm making an OKCupid profile. Usually I simply hope to run into someone I dig in real life, but I'm sick of waiting now. I'm sick of the hurt feelings and confusion from girls around me when I don't... respond in the way they'd like me to. I consider them friends and I hate the awkwardness. I need to meet someone I can fall in love with; it's what I want and it'll make life less complicated in general.

I know some of you already do this sort of thing, so... tips and tricks? I'm just going to use a cheap selfie as my main pic.

Mat Cauthon · April 14, 2015, 11:09:51 AM

RomanGladiator · April 14, 2015, 11:11:06 AM

Lel, I hate that site. Out of eight women I messaged none replied back.

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Magos Domina · April 14, 2015, 11:13:13 AM

And it begins....

Elegiac · April 14, 2015, 11:13:21 AM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 14, 2015, 11:11:06 AM

Lel, I hate that site. Out of eight women I messaged none replied back.

I'm not going to approach anyone, I'm going to make it and take my pick of whoever responds.

Elegiac · April 14, 2015, 11:14:03 AM

Quote from: challengerX on April 14, 2015, 11:11:08 AM

Talk about your obsession with foxes and how you spend your day on an obscure Internet forum talking about memes.

I'll include that in the footnotes.

Elegiac · April 14, 2015, 11:15:04 AM

Quote from: Nashandra on April 14, 2015, 11:13:13 AM

And it begins....

Isn't that that hilarious scene from the ring?

Blood in the water? What are you getting at, kybro?

Magos Domina · April 14, 2015, 11:18:07 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 14, 2015, 11:15:04 AM

Quote from: Nashandra on April 14, 2015, 11:13:13 AM
And it begins....

Isn't that that hilarious scene from the ring?

Blood in the water? What are you getting at, kybro?

I don't remember.

Blood in the water, kinda what this thread is. Dingiac.

Comet · April 14, 2015, 11:20:17 AM

are your eyes green or blue, i cant tell from the pic...

Elegiac · April 14, 2015, 11:21:07 AM

Quote from: Nashandra on April 14, 2015, 11:18:07 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 14, 2015, 11:15:04 AM
Quote from: Nashandra on April 14, 2015, 11:13:13 AM
And it begins....

Isn't that that hilarious scene from the ring?

Blood in the water? What are you getting at, kybro?
I don't remember.

Blood in the water, kinda what this thread is. Dingiac.

No, I'm talking to my internetz savvy friends and asking for advice.

Onion · April 14, 2015, 11:21:58 AM

Which reminds me I haven't checked my tinder profile in forever.

Not to be mean, but you're not exactly a Jive Turkey. Try and sound funny or original in your profile, since you may not reel them in on looks alone.

Oh, and the fox shit won't do you any favors either.

Elegiac · April 14, 2015, 11:26:24 AM

Quote from: Comet on April 14, 2015, 11:20:17 AM

are your eyes green or blue, i cant tell from the pic...

Like this

Spoiler

aaaaand you're a ninja

Elegiac · April 14, 2015, 11:28:37 AM

Quote from: Orion on April 14, 2015, 11:21:58 AM

Which reminds me I haven't checked my tinder profile in forever.

Not to be mean, but you're not exactly a Jive Turkey. Try and sound funny or original in your profile, since you may not reel them in on looks alone.

Oh, and the fox shit won't do you any favors either.

Turkey's got the muscles and I've got the looks. Your opinion is pure lol... no offense. You should walk down a street with me in public

Not Comms Officer · April 14, 2015, 11:29:15 AM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 14, 2015, 11:11:06 AM

Lel, I hate that site. Out of eight women I messaged none replied back.

please respond

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Girl of Mystery · April 14, 2015, 11:32:57 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 14, 2015, 11:28:37 AM

and I've got the looks

But... You don't.
You overestimate how good looking you are.

Elegiac · April 14, 2015, 11:34:29 AM

Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 14, 2015, 11:32:57 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 14, 2015, 11:28:37 AM
and I've got the looks
But... You don't.
You overestimate how good looking you are.

Matey I've been selected for modeling competitions based on my looks alone. I know where I stand.

Mad Max · April 14, 2015, 11:35:28 AM

Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 14, 2015, 11:32:57 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 14, 2015, 11:28:37 AM
and I've got the looks
But... You don't.
You overestimate how good looking you are.

Any looks he has are quickly undermined by his fox personality.

Girl of Mystery · April 14, 2015, 11:36:26 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 14, 2015, 11:34:29 AM

Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 14, 2015, 11:32:57 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on April 14, 2015, 11:28:37 AM
and I've got the looks
But... You don't.
You overestimate how good looking you are.
Matey I've been selected for modeling competitions based on my looks alone. I know where I stand.

lmao
Modelling for average weekly isn't modelling

Elegiac · April 14, 2015, 11:36:37 AM

Quote from: Mad Max on April 14, 2015, 11:35:28 AM

Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 14, 2015, 11:32:57 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on April 14, 2015, 11:28:37 AM
and I've got the looks
But... You don't.
You overestimate how good looking you are.
Any looks he has are quickly undermined by his fox personality.

My personality is ten times better than the autism that is you.

Ásgeirr · April 14, 2015, 11:37:49 AM

so desperate

Elegiac · April 14, 2015, 11:38:33 AM

Goddammit. I'm not responding to anymore troll comments now.

Advice to do with OKCupid or GTFO

Girl of Mystery · April 14, 2015, 11:38:44 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 14, 2015, 11:36:37 AM

Quote from: Mad Max on April 14, 2015, 11:35:28 AM
Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 14, 2015, 11:32:57 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on April 14, 2015, 11:28:37 AM
and I've got the looks
But... You don't.
You overestimate how good looking you are.
Any looks he has are quickly undermined by his fox personality.
My personality is ten times better than the autism that is you.

I mean, Max is a boring fuck and all, but he's not a closet furry and retardedly obsessed with a rodent.

Mad Max · April 14, 2015, 11:39:27 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 14, 2015, 11:36:37 AM

Quote from: Mad Max on April 14, 2015, 11:35:28 AM
Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 14, 2015, 11:32:57 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on April 14, 2015, 11:28:37 AM
and I've got the looks
But... You don't.
You overestimate how good looking you are.
Any looks he has are quickly undermined by his fox personality.
My personality is ten times better than the autism that is you.

Oh right, I must be autistic because I don't pretend to be a fucking fox.

RomanGladiator · April 14, 2015, 11:41:26 AM

Quote from: Not Comms Officer on April 14, 2015, 11:29:15 AM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 14, 2015, 11:11:06 AM
Lel, I hate that site. Out of eight women I messaged none replied back.
please respond

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>comms officer making fun of me
>is a fat fuck
>lel

Elegiac · April 14, 2015, 11:41:47 AM

12 year olds and 12 year olds logic have spoiled my precious thread. And it's my fault for indulging them. Time for a reset.

Girl of Mystery · April 14, 2015, 11:43:03 AM

"People aren't praising my average looks so they're obviously 12"

Flee · April 14, 2015, 11:43:58 AM

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