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Ember used to be cool and funny

Now he's just gay
Ryle Cytarai was found dead in his home on September 20th. At the scene of his death were thousands of tissues full of cum and 100 open pornhub tabs. It is estimated that Ryle masturbated at least 300 times per day for the last week, resulting in his penis exploding and him bleeding to death.
Last Edit: September 20, 2014, 08:34:46 PM by Ember


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SanghieliWarrior was kneeling at the end of the bed, butt naked. Ready to take Ryle's throbbing elite phallus into his tight ass. Ripa was laying down on the bed, his legs hanging over the edge so that SanghieliWarrior's snout was at his crotch, and Ryle was standing behind SanghieliWarrior's ass, ready to dominate.
The elites growled and huffed, ready to take the great journey with eachother. SanghieliWarrior hovered his mandibles above Ripa's erect cock, and plunged his maw onto it, making Ripa groan with delight. Then he felt Ryle poke at his ass, teasing his tailhole with his pre coated pride. Then he felt Ryle thrust....
SanghieliWarrior howled with agonized pleasure as he felt the ridge covered dick slide into his tight ass and press against his prostate. Ryle placed his hands around SanghieliWarrior's waist and thrust until his hilt met SanghieliWarrior's cheeks. Then SanghieliWarrior continued to suck ripa off, his maw was coated in the elite's purple pre-cum.
Ripa shuddered and placed his hands on SanghieliWarrior's head and said "oooo brother, you are amazing." Ryle knodded in agreement as he continued thrusting. "Your passage is tighter than that of a human's!" SanghieliWarrior began to sway back and forth with pleasure as he was fucked in the ass.
an hour passed...and then 2 hours. Pleasure began to build SanghieliWarrior's mid-region....
Ryle growled and picked up the pace, he began to thrust harder and deeper, causing SanghieliWarrior to coo with pleasure. SanghieliWarrior slid his hands under Ripa's buttocks and gave them a squeeze, his finger slid up Ripa's hole and Ripa howled with pleasure. SanghieliWarrior wiggled his finger, making Ripa buck a little. He continued sucking the elite off while being pounded in the ass.
"BY THE GODS!" he thought, "I haven't felt this way since I encountered the demon!" Soon, all 3 of the elites were approaching their threshold. And at the same times, they howled. Ryle blew his load into SanghieliWarrior's depths, Ripa blew his load onto SanghieliWarrior's face, getting it coated with green elite c*m, and SanghieliWarrior blew his load onto the floor. He felt like his body was tearing itself apart!
30 minutes later, the orgasms settled down and they all fell asleep.

The next morning, 3 naked teenagers were found dead in the woods. Autopsy reports showed that they overdosed on LSD.


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: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )               https://youtu.be/uDF4cwAghAc
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★ ° . .    .-STORY TIME: 'Internet Tough Guy'- ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸  ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° ★.   .      .   °  . ● .    ° ☾ ° ¸. ● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .   ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ "...What the fuck" ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★ ° :.   . • °   .  * :. . ¸ . ● ¸    ★  ★☾ °★ .      .  °☆  . ● ¸ .   ★ ° .  • ○ ° ★  .         .  ☾ °  ¸.* ● ¸     ° ☾ °☆  . * ¸.   ★ ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .  "...did you just fucking say" ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° ★  .   .      .   °  . ● .    ° ☾ °☆  ¸. ● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .   ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ . ° ☾ ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° "...about me,"  * .      .   °  . ● .    ° ☾ °☆  ¸.● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .   ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ .    ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★ ° :.   . • °   .  * :. . ¸ . ● ¸    ★  ★☾ °★ .   ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .  "...you little bitch?" ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° ★   .  * . .   °  . ● .    ° ☾ °☆  ¸. ● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .   ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ "...I'll have you know"   ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★ ° :. . • °   .  * :. . ¸ . ● ¸    ★  ★☾ °★ .      .  °☆  . ● ¸ "...That I graduated" ★ ° .  • ○ ° ★  .         .  ☾ °  ¸. * ● ¸     ° ☾ °☆  . * ¸.   ★    .  °☆  . ● ¸ ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° ★★ ° . .    . "...top of my class in the" ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ °  .  ☾ °  ¸. * ● ¸     ° ☾ °☆  . * ¸.   ★   °☆  . ● ¸ ★ ° . .  ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° .  * . "...U.S. Navy Seals,"    .   °  . ● .    ° ☾ °☆  ¸● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .   ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ . ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★ ° :.   . • °   .  * :. . ¸ . ● ¸    ★  ★☾ °★ .      .  °☆  . ● ¸ .   ★ ° .  • ○ ° ★  .         .  ☾ °  ¸. * ● ¸"...and I've been involved in"     ° ☾ °☆  . * ¸.   ★ ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° ★  .   .      .   °  . ● .    ° ☾ °☆  ¸. ● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .   ¸ .   °  "...numerous secret raids on"¸. * ● ¸ .  ° ☾ ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° ★ .  * .      .   °  . ● .    ° ☾ °☆  ¸. ● .  ★  ★ °"...Al-Qaeda" ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . . ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ .    ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★ ° :.   . • °   .  * :. . ¸ . ● ¸    ★  ★☾ °★ .   ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° ★   .  * .    . "...and I have over 300 confirmed kills."  °  . ● .    ° ☾ °☆  ¸.● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . . ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ .    ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★ ° :.   . • °   . "...I am trained in Gorilla Warfare" * :. . ¸ . ● ¸    ★  ★☾ °★ .    .  °☆  . ● ¸ .   ★ ° .  • ○ ° ★  .       .  ☾ °  ¸. * ● ¸     ° ☾ °☆  . * ¸.   ★    .  °☆  . ● ¸ .  . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ★ ° :.  "...and I’m the top sniper in the entire US Armed Forces."  ☾ °  ¸. * ● ¸     ° ☾ °☆  . * ¸.   ★   °☆  . ● ¸ ★ ° . .  ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° .   .      .   °  . ● "...You are nothing to me but just another target." ° ☾ °☆  ¸● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .   ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ... ¸ . ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★ ° :.   . • °   .  * :. . ¸ . ● ¸    ★  ★☾ °★ .      .  °☆  . ● ¸ "...I will wipe you the fuck out"   ★ ° .  • ○ ° .     .  ☾ °  ¸. * ● ¸     ° ☾ °☆  . * ¸.   ★ ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° ★  .   .      .   °  . ● .    ° ☾ °☆  ¸. "...with precision the likes of which has never been seen before"☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .   ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ .  ° ☾ ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° ★ . "...on this Earth," * .      .   °  . ● .  ° ☾ °☆  ¸.● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . . ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ .    ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★ ° :.   . • °   .  * :. . ¸ . ● ¸    ★  ★☾ °★ .   ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° ★   .  * .   "...mark my fucking words." .   °  . ● .    ° ☾ ° ¸. ● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .   ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ .    ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★ ° :.   . • °   .  * :. . ¸ . ● ¸    ★  ★☾ °★ .      .  °☆  . ● ¸ .   ★ ° .  • ○ ° ★  .       "...You think you can get away with doing" * ● ¸     ° ☾ °☆  . * ¸.   ★    .  °☆  . ● ¸ .  . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° * .  ☾ °  ¸. * ● ¸     ° ☾ °☆  . * ¸.   ★   °☆  . ● ¸ ★ ° . .  ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° .  * .      .   °  . ● .    ° ☾ °☆  ¸● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ "...that shit over the Internet?"  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .  ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ . ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★ ° :.   . • °   .  * :. . ¸ . ● ¸    ★  ★☾ °★ .      .  °☆  . ● ¸ .   ★ ° .  • ○ ° ★  .         .  ☾ °  ¸. "...Think again, fucker." ● ¸     ° ☾ °☆  . * ¸.   ★ ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * .      .   °  . ● .    ° ☾ °☆  ¸. ● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .   ¸ .   °  ¸"...As we speak" * ● ¸ .  ° ☾ ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° ★ .  * .      .   °  . ● .    ° ☾ °☆  ¸.● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .  ¸ .   °  "...I am contacting my secret network of spies"    ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★ ° :.   . • °   .  * :. . ¸ . ● ¸    ★  ★☾ °★ .   ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° ★   .  * .    . "...across the USA"  °  . ● .    ° ☾ °☆  ¸. ● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .   ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ .    ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★ ° :.   . • °   .  * :. . ¸ . ● ¸    ★  ★☾ °★ .      .  °☆  . ● ¸ "...and your IP is being traced right now"  ★ ° .  • ○ ° ★  .      .  ☾ °  ¸. * ● ¸     ° ☾ °☆  . * ¸.   ★  .  °☆  . ● ¸ .  . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ★ ° :.  . • ○ °  .  ☾ °  ¸. * ● ¸     ° ☾ °☆  . * ¸.   ★   °☆  . ● "...so you better prepare for the storm, maggot." ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° .  * .      .   °  . ● .    ° ☾ °☆  ¸● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . "...The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing" .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ . ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★ ° :.   . • °   .  * :. . ¸ . ● ¸    ★  ★☾ °★ .      .  °☆  . ● ¸ .   ★ ° .  • ○ ° ★  .         .  ☾ °  ¸. * ● ¸     ° ☾ °☆  . * ¸.   ★ ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * "...you call your life." ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° ★  .   .      .   °  . ● .    ° ☾ °☆  ¸. ● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .   ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● "...You’re fucking dead,"¸ .  ° ☾ ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° ★ .  * .      .   °  . ● .    ° ☾ °☆  ¸"...kid" ● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .   ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ "...I can be anywhere,"    ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★ ° :.   . • °   .  * :. . ¸ . ● ¸    ★  ★☾ °★ .   ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ "anytime," .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° ★   .  * .    .   °  . ● .    ° ☾ °☆  ¸. ● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .   ¸ .   °   "...and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways," ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★ ° :. . • °   .  * :. . ¸ . ● ¸    ★  ★☾ °★ .   .  °☆  . ● ¸ .   ★ ° .  • ○ ° ★  .         .  ☾ °  ¸. * ● ¸     ° ☾ °☆  . * ¸.   ★    .  °☆  . ● ¸ . "...and that’s just with my bare hands." . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ○ ° ★  .      .  ☾ °  ¸. * ● ¸     ° ☾ °☆  . * ¸.   ★  .  °☆  . ● ¸ .  . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° * .  ☾ °  ¸. * ● ¸     ° ☾ °☆  . * ¸.   ★   °☆  . ● ¸ ★ ° . .  ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ °"...Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat," .      .   °  . ● .    ° ☾ °☆  ¸● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .   ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ . ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★ ° :.   . • °   .  * :. . ¸ . ● ¸    ★  ★☾ °★ .      .  °☆  . ● ¸ .   ★ ° .  • ○ ° ★  .         .  ☾ °  ¸. * ● ¸ "...but I have access to the entire arsenal"   ° ☾ °☆  . * ¸.   ★ ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ °★  .   .      .   °  . ● .    ° ☾ °☆  ¸● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .   ¸ .   ° "...of the United States Marine Corps"  ¸. * ● ¸ .  ° ☾ ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° ★ .  * .      .   °  . ● .    ° ☾ °☆  ¸. ● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .   ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ .    ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★ ° :.   . • °   .  "...and I will use it to its full extent" * :. . ¸ . ● ¸    ★  ★☾ °★ .   ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° ★.  * .    .   °  . ● .    ° ☾ °☆  ¸. ● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .   ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ .    ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★ ° :.   . • °:"..to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent," . ¸ . ● ¸    ★  ★☾ °★ .      .  °☆  . ● ¸ .   ★ ° .  • ○ ° ★  .         .  ☾ °  ¸. * ● ¸     ° ☾ °☆  . * ¸.   ★    .  °☆  . ● ¸ . "...you little shit." . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ○ ° ★  .      .  ☾ °  ¸. * ● ¸     ° ☾ °☆  . * ¸.   ★  .  °☆  . ● ¸ .  . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° * .  ☾ °  ¸. * ● ¸     ° ☾ °☆  . * ¸.   ★   °☆  . ● ¸ ★ ° . .  ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :. "...If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little" ○ ° .  * .      .   °  . ● .    ° ☾ °☆  ¸● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .   ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ . ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★ ° :.   . • °   .  * :. . ¸ . ● ¸    ★  ★☾ °★ .      .  °☆  . ● ¸ .   ★ ° .  • ○ ° ★  .         "...“clever” stunt was about to bring down upon you," ☾ °  ¸. * ● ¸     ° ☾ °☆  . * ¸.   ★ ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° ★  .   .      .   °  . ● .    ° ☾ °☆  ¸. ● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .   ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ .  ° ☾ ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   "...maybe you would have held your fucking tongue." :.  . • ○ ° ★ .  * .      .   °  . ● .    ° ☾ °☆  ¸. ● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .   ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ .    ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★ ° :.   . • °   .  * :. . ¸ . ● ¸    ★  ★☾ °★ .   ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° ★   .  * .    .   °  . ● .    ° ☾ °☆  ¸. ● .  ★ "...But you couldn’t"  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * .  ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ .    ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★ ° :.   . • °   .  * :. . ¸ . ● ¸    ★  ★☾ °★ .      .  °☆  . ● ¸ .   ★ ° .  • ○ ° ★  .         .  ☾ °  ¸. * ● ¸     ° ☾ °☆  . * ¸.   ★    .  °☆  . ● ¸ "...you didn’t,"  . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ .  °☆  . ● ¸ .   ★ ° .  • ○ ° ★  .         .  ☾ °  ¸. * ● ¸     ° ☾ °☆  . * ¸.   ★    .  °☆  . ● ¸ .  . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ○ ° ★  .      . "...and now you’re paying the price," ☾ °  ¸. * ● ¸     ° ☾ °☆  . * ¸.   ★  .  °☆  . ● ¸ .  . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ★ ° :.  . • ○ °  .  ☾ °  ¸. * ● ¸     ° ☾ °☆  . * ¸.   ★   °☆  . ● ¸ ★ ° . .  ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° .  * .      .   °  . ● .    ° ☾ °☆  ¸● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .   ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ . ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★ ° :.   . • °   .  * :. . ¸ . ● ¸    ★  ★☾ °★ .      .  °☆  . ● "... you goddamn idiot."¸ .   ★ ° .  • ○ ° ★  .       .  ☾ °  ¸. * ● ¸     ° ☾ °☆  . * ¸.   ★ ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * .      .   °  . ● .    ° ☾ °☆  ¸. ● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .   ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ .  ° ☾ ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  "...I will shit fury all over you." • ○ ° ★ .  * .      .   °  . ● .    ° ☾ °☆  ¸. ● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .   ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ .    ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★ ° :.   . • °   .  * :. . ¸ . ● ¸    ★  ★☾ °★ .   ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° ★   .  * "...and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo." ● .    ° ☾ °☆  ¸.● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . ..   °  ¸. * ● ¸ .    ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★ ° :.   . • °   .  * :. . ¸ . ● ¸    ★  ★☾ °★ .   ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :. -A short story by Scholastic ©- . • ○ ° ★


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I must confess. I hide in the McDonalds play areas and touch little boys Pee Pees while their parents are ordering their food inside. Dont Copy paste this please. It is my confession of my sins. Thank you and god bless you all.


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Average Day in the Life of a Sapphire Member
Today we will follow "Jeff." Jeff has school today. First day back from summer, he is now going to be a freshman in high school.
Jeff awakens to the piercing sound of crashing ocean waves. Slamming the alarm off, he turns over to catch a few more Zs. But his mother wouldn't have that.
"Jeffy, back your bags and get your breakfast, the bus leaves in 10 minutes!"
Jeffy, barely audible, replies, "OKAYYYY MOMMMMMM GGRRRRBBLLLLLLLLlll pp..."
Did you know that when you were born the doctor turned around and slapped your mother?

"Damn that voice, damn it to Harlow's dungeon!" Jeff thinks. The voice in his head has now awoken him sufficiently, and he rises from his bed. The rest of his morning preparations go uneventfully, and he climbs aboard the bright yellow school bus on time. As Jeff finishes ascending the steps he takes a leisurely scan down the bus for available seating. He sees a neighbor, a fellow Sapphire member, seated three seats down. Jeff scuffles over and smiles at Pip as he sits down. Naturally, Jeff begins a normal conversation with Pip.
"Hey P, you see Harlow's post in Sapphire? Funny as hell right? He must be pretty cool."
"Ya he's chill, I totally respect him," Pip replies.
Jeff starts again, "What about th-"
"Please stop talking about Sapphire," Pip says forcefully. Taken back and a bit offended, Jeff turns to face straight ahead. Pondering, he begins talking again.
"But we always talk about our epic forum adventures, I thought you liked Sapphire."
Pip is more relaxed and sincere now, his initial annoyance has receded.
"I do, but this is high school. We can't be talking about some internet forum group and about how we adore Harlow with all of our hearts."
Jeff, saddened, doesn't understand his dear friend's sentiment.
Pip continues, "If we want to get any new friends we gotta be-"
Jeff cuts in, "not gotta, we should, Pip. Should."
"Yeah. Anyway, we should discuss more social things, worldly events, stuff like that. No one will want to talk about what we normally talk about."
Now Jeff is quite sad. He feels some pulsing pains in his butt, and his buttox tightens. But Jeff is used to this sensation, so he quickly relaxes his butt muscles.
After a few quiet minutes, the bus arrives at school.Jeff hops out and sees Pip already talking with other unfamiliar kids. Disappointed but still light-hearted for school, he strolls through the front doors. Jeff's first class is History. He grabs a seat between a cute girl with ponytailed black hair (to his left) and an a kid (on his right) whos bulging flaps of lipid protruded so far as to nearly touch Jeff's desk. Jeff had now nearly gone 10 minutes without speaking to anyone. After figuring the fat kid may be feeling jolly and acceptable, Jeff leans over, avoiding the kid's fat, and half-whispers,
"Hey you like history? Know anything about this teacher?"
The fat kid turns his melon and answers with harsh pickle-smelling breath, "All I know is that I wanna suck her tits bro, hahaha."
Jeff was quite startled by such a frank remark. Replying hastily, he replies, "Yeah like Harlow sucked Jay hahaha man that must have been great."
Fatty stared at him. "The ­-blam!- you babbling about bro?"
"Nevermind," Jeff said as Fatty's babe of a teacher began introducing herself to the class.
Her name is Shiska and indeed she is attractive. Her boobs bounce when she walks to and fro, and her generous buttcheecks wave hello to anyone fortunate enough to get a good look. And you can be sure Fatty does.
Suddenly Fatty begins moaning ever so slightly. Jeff glances over and sees Fatty obviously jerking his wang beneath his flabs of fat and his I LUV METAL t-shirt. With the smell of large wet pickles in the air, the faint sound of "fapfapfapfapfap," and Shiska's swaying breasts, Jeff begins to get horny. The chemicals are swimming throughout his body.
It has been 5 hours. When will you satisfy yourself to this glory?

"Not now I am in class," Jeff thinks.
FOOL. You cannot resist. Imagine what you would do to that. You can live that right now.

"No, I can't," Jeff insists.
YES. PLEASURE YOURSELF LIKE FATTY. SPRAY YOURSELF OVER THAT CUTE GIRL OVER THERE. I SEE HER, YOU SEE HER. WHY WAIT?!
"NO!" Jeff yells in his head. Or so he thought. He sees all students turn and look directly at him. Even the fapfapfap has ceased.
"I'm sorry, I need to use the restroom," Jeff quickly mutters and bolts out of the room.
Still horny as hell, Jeff claims himself a stall in the freshly polished restroom and begins to ponder.
"Well, no one else is here right now..."
Yes. Do it. It will be so satisfying. Imagine the pleasuring.

Jeff is now speaking aloud. "You don't need to remind me!" Jeff states defiantly, whips out a picture of a young body clad scantily and simultaneously whips out his raging di­ck. Stroking and moaning, Jeff proceeds to pleasure himself in a dirty way which he often fantasized about: in a public restroom! ­
"-blam!- the world, muahahaha!" Jeff laughs menacingly and joyfully as he explodes onto the green stall door ahead of him.
After cleaning himself and his secretions, Jeff strolls out of the restroom happier than ever, forgetting he has his fap picture in his hand. By sheer chance, his friend Pip is walking into the restroom.
"Dude, you know you are holding a picture of Harlow? Better put that away. People may think you are weird with a picture of a random dude, especially one with the dude wearing basically nothing."
Jeff looks up, embarrassed at first, but the initial feeling passes.
"I don't care what they think," he says, giggling.
"Alright man, see ya later," Pip replies, rushing past.
His eyes following his friend rush into the bathroom, Jeff caught a glance of a picture jutting out of Pip's right pocket.
"Hehe...what if we both?..." Jeff thinks.
You still have some more in there. Do it for Harlow.

Jeff casually makes his way into the restroom behind Pip.


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Song? Song? song? song name?

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hello everybody im a casual girl gamer xD. I like memesヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) pls keep it conducive and non-toxic. thx *holds up spork* luve and waffles


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This is what happens when you try to save money with 5% dysprosium meta-resonance chamber solution


Well, at least there's only one major divergence point, and as far as I can tell, there are NO convergence points.
It's usually bad advice, but you CAN "fix it in post," as they say in the film and audio businesses.
As long as you have a reliable source of Theta flux to put into this thing, you can just compare your output data to your EXPECTED output data, and use that to make a convolution filter to apply to your real data.
Now, this is only as good as your original reference flux source, but you'd be surprised at how well this works. Google "deconvolution" - seriously, even if you're not into VX.
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hello everybody im a casual girl gamer xD. I like memesヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) pls keep it conducive and non-toxic. thx *holds up spork* luve and waffles
WOW!! cool! awesome!!!!
those are things ppl (me lol :3) say to about you!! YES Im srs!!! but not all the time haha i like being random LOL
so i wannted to ask u WAFFLE lol see? im random !!! hahahaahah r u laughing with me? :3 we should be friends if u r if ur not that ok 2 i guess... but ur still cool!!!!! hahahah
anyway, ima RRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLY big FAN! of urs :3 PUMPKINZ! lolz
can i be in 1 of ur videos? im ok with not being the main charecter... i can be even in the background!! maybe i can say something funny like "omg he stole my taco! or something funny like that haha! ur videos r rly good and i want to be like u 1 day! man, i want to have lots of fans like u do! and then we can hang out together and donate 2 me... LOL
ok anyway just feel free to reply if u want me in ur videos! if i dont reply its usally cause im offline... i can only use computer between 6 and 7.. mom doesnt want me staying up l8 but thats fine... (shes an evil evil witch right? LOL pancakes!!!!"
im ur biggest fan btw! :P haha lol
see u soon!
PS: omg i wrote a lot LOL
Pps: uh oh! the cakes r attacking!!!!
Ppps: panckes lol
Pppps: hahah if u laughed with my jokes send me a video of u (irl please) of your reaction i want to see your face when you laugh on my jokes!
Ppppps: ur amazing keep up the good work partner
Pppppps: im not a crazy stalker in case ur wondering...
Ppppppps: hope we can be best friends one day!!!!
PPpppppps: LOL PIE IS ON FIRE!!!!!
Ppppppppps: YOUR THE BEST!!!!
Pppppppppps: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH <—- me when i watch ur videos!!!
Ppppppppppps: when i play videogames i pretend 2 be u cause being u is the best
Pppppppppppps: my mom keeps yelling at me to get of... ._. she doesnt understand us famous ppl right? haha
Ppppppppppppps: i named my cat after u :3 it used to be called Mittens (my mom named it UGH such a lame name right?...)
Pppppppppppppps: :3
Ppppppppppppppps: when im in school and bullies make fun of me... i turn slowly to them with a srs look on my face and say "im friends with gfish93" and then they get scared... then i say "he will kick ur guys hinies and ull be sorry..." and then they run LOL!!!
Pppppppppppppppps: see you soon!
Ppppppppppppppppps: when can we talk? can u come to my place in 10 minutes? i told my mom to wait for that long... she wont regret it when i get to meet u >:3
Pppppppppppppppppps: OMG someone just messaged me asking to donate... WHAT. A . NOOB. XD
PPPpppppppppppppppps: i spelt "friends" wrong at the beginning but i fixed it! no need to worry hahaha TAKE THAT SPELLCHECK!
Pppppppppppppppppppps: i turned around and pretened to have a roblox sword and hit my mom.... shes so scared now! LOLLLL NOOOOOOB!!!!
Ppppppppppppppppppppps: theres a noob hAXxing your place atm.... im gonna fight back for u! LIKE A TRUE NINJA!
Pppppppppppppppppppppps: i like banananas (lol not really ok?)
Ppppppppppppppppppppppps: wooooooooooooow the haxxor just said that ur a noob... imgonna teach him a BIG lesson...
Pppppppppppppppppppppppps: i just pictured in my head me and u having fun and laughing on the beach ahhaah one day it can be true :3
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I've discovered over the weekend my thermoharmonic modules have reverted to previous states and I've lost all progress. The weird thing is my oblidisk is stuck at maximum capacity. I've tried reconfiguring my visceral conduits but my reticulating oscillator unit keeps giving me dead ends. Is this a known flaw in the JVXThH-729 system? Am I doing something wrong?

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If you're running at max capacity I'd suspect two things:
1.) Your Bozeman caps have been inverted, although the sockets are keyed so that they can't really be re-inserted incorrectly after service, -or-
2.) Your in-situ integrator harmonic is out phase. Hopefully that's it because alpha grade calibration is easy for the hobbyist.

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Did you clear the oblidisk buffer of any residual covariance vectors before you began?

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I don't know what's causing your problem, but if you haven't yet re-initialized the thermoharmonics it may be possible to at least partially reconstruct their last dynamic costability state by submerging them in mineral oil and applying a magnetoresonant neutron pulse with a sweep of 6-13 mJ directly into the sequencer cavity. Start at the index mark and rotate them 2˚ CCW between pulses. Measure the refracted energy at the expansion port, then subtract it from the average pulse energy (i.e. 9.5 mJ) to determine the costability state at that point in the module. If it comes up at exactly 9.5 mJ then you probably have a failing coil which should be replaced, but anything else and you can simply record it and transfer it to a new thermoharmonic module. Good luck!

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Sometimes it's the little things, after running in maintenance to deionize the Bramley diverters, i spaced and left j11 grounded to the oscillator housing, and ran into the same problem. What's the impedance across your freburg bus's 3rd and 7th posts? If it's anywhere above 1.11Ω, you've likely left something bridged that shouldn't be.
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Your mother jerks off pigs. She gets down on her knees and crawls through the pigpiss mud slop and snuggles up to the pig, her fingers tracing along it's belly until she finds it's cock. She begins tugging and stroking as her twat moistens, her breasts swelling and her nipples begin to stick out like erasers on a fresh #2 pencil. She grunts with satisfaction as the pig begins eagerly thrusting into her hand, her grip now tightening to maintain control of the pig's greasy corkscrew cock. She lowers her head to watch the cock work in her hand, groans with satisfaction and begins working her clit with her other muddy hand, her hips gyrating with the rhythm of the pig's thrusting.
"Oh fucking jesus god yes.." she gasps. She changes positions, still maintaining control of the feverishly thrusting cock as the pig's squealing intensifies. She leans forward and with her lips almost touching the pig's ear, she whispers your name and begins to shudder. She turns her attention again to the pigs swollen member rocking in her hand. She presses it between her hand and her face, the pig thrusting it against her cheeks as she drools. With a massive grunt and a high pitched squeal, the pig's balls explode, beginning a massive shower of hot, sour pig jizz. You mother cups one hand under the fountain of steaming genetic material gathering it in her hand as the thrusting comes to an end. The pig shudders and begins to walk to the trough of slop in the corner of it's pen, but your mother tackles it to the ground. She lifts it's tail and smears the handful of pig load into the pig's own fetid butthole, turning flakes of crusty pig shit into a pigshit-pigjizz mud slop on the pigs ass. Now she tilts her head to the sky and screams your name, not once, not twice, but three times. She slams her face full force into the pig's butthole and it's wreath of shitsemen pudding, her tongue machine gun flicking the rim and then burying itself to the hilt inside the pig's hot colon. Your mother works her tongue around the inside of the pigs ass, and then as a few incoherent syllables escaped her now brown lips, spurts of female ejaculate spurt from her pulsating cunt. Exhausted, she collapses in the mud, rolls over onto her back, and lights a cigarette. She takes one long drag, looks again to the sky, and speaks your name one last time before she drifts off to sleep.
That's your mom. Your mom does that.
Last Edit: September 21, 2014, 08:15:57 PM by Ryle