This grill started texting me

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>Around 2 weeks ago, get random text from cute grill who was friends with my old roommate
>”Lets hang out sometime, anon”
>Lolwut.docx
>Take her out to lunch by the lake.  Bitches love scenery
>Out on the waterfront, just me and her
>Only got coffee, but we sat there forever and just talked and watched the view
>Every fiber of my being wants to get some dank cuddles, but I take her home
>After I get home, I text her and see if she wants to do something the next day
>She must have taken it weird, because it took like 5 days to get a response
>”You should read the first letter on each line”

I think I blew it.

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lel. Joke's on you guys, because I'm glad things didn't work out with the last girl, because the one I met today is so much better. But keep making fun of me, I don't care. Everyone jelly I went out with a 10/10 blonde
Last Edit: June 06, 2015, 08:14:08 PM by RomanGladiator

 
 
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All too easy Akbah

 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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this was legit pretty good though brah

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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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lol I get it

 
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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
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👨🏽:honey, he's gonna say his first words

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How big is the grills rack?

 
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emigrate or degenerate. the choice is yours
Quote from: Cocos on June 06, 2015, 08:08:07 PM
>Every fiber of my being wants to get some dank cuddles

 
 
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RIP ENDIE
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Quote from: Madman Mordo on June 07, 2015, 01:11:15 PM
Quote from: Cocos on June 06, 2015, 08:08:07 PM
>Every fiber of my being wants to get some dank cuddles

That's some Robert Frost fuckin' poetry right there, and you know it.

Quote from: ねこ on June 07, 2015, 02:16:11 PM
Lol took me awhile to see it, 10/10 effort
Thanks bb, I tried so hard.