Press my gooch to ease out tough shits.

Quote from: citrus snek on October 19, 2015, 10:50:08 AM

Quote from: Deadtrap on October 19, 2015, 10:47:11 AM

I do 90% of my work for free.

And yet you complain about having no money

Not really. It can get a little tight in spots. But I've yet to meet anything that I couldn't get if I wanted it. It just takes a little bit of time and careful managment.

If I really needed more, I'd go out and get it. That simple. I'm just never a fan of when extra surprise expenses show up out of the blue. I prefer making money to use it on something fun over something that's a neccessity.

Then just don't do almost all of your work for free.

That's just dumb.

Quote from: Deadtrap on October 19, 2015, 11:25:21 AM

Quote from: citrus snek on October 19, 2015, 10:50:08 AM

Quote from: Deadtrap on October 19, 2015, 10:47:11 AM

I do 90% of my work for free.

And yet you complain about having no money

Not really. It can get a little tight in spots. But I've yet to meet anything that I couldn't get if I wanted it. It just takes a little bit of time and careful managment.

If I really needed more, I'd go out and get it. That simple. I'm just never a fan of when extra surprise expenses show up out of the blue. I prefer making money to use it on something fun over something that's a neccessity.

Then just don't do almost all of your work for free.

That's just dumb.

Most of the people I help or work for are as poor, or poorer than me. Rather than money, we trade favors.

It's really handy to have a mechanic you're on good terms with who will work on your vehicle, essentially for free, so long as you show up to help cut firewood every few days.

Work is my personal currency. Say what you will, but it works. I have a lot of people who owe me favors and are happy to pay them back because I'm a good worker.

Quote from: eggsalad on October 19, 2015, 11:02:49 AM

Press my gooch to ease out tough shits.

A lot of people do this to push out that last dribble of piss, but I've never heard of anyone doing that while shitting lol

i dont understand how that could push out piss lol

Quote from: eggsalad on October 19, 2015, 12:45:52 PM

Quote from: Winy on October 19, 2015, 11:50:16 AM

Quote from: eggsalad on October 19, 2015, 11:02:49 AM

Press my gooch to ease out tough shits.

A lot of people do this to push out that last dribble of piss, but I've never heard of anyone doing that while shitting lol

i dont understand how that could push out piss lol

Ever feel when your bladder is full and you've gotta piss real bad? Moving around feels uncomfortable because it's full?

If you got punched low enough with a full bladder, you'd piss yourself.

Likewise, putting pressure on it helps empty things out too.

I don't feel my bladder down there though. The pressure is up by my beltline.

I like to sleep on the floor sometimes.

Quote from: Winy on October 19, 2015, 11:50:16 AM

Quote from: eggsalad on October 19, 2015, 11:02:49 AM

Press my gooch to ease out tough shits.

A lot of people do this to push out that last dribble of piss, but I've never heard of anyone doing that while shitting lol

i dont understand how that could push out piss lol

Pressing on your gooch gets that last little bit of piss out for some reason. Like Das said, it has something to do with your prostate. I don't know, but ever since I discovered it, I've used it every time.

when i can't sleep i sort random shit in my head, such as:

weapons in fallout games based on type

languages based on language family

electronic music producers based on country of origin

aspergers

admire my hands