If I get into a conversation with well motivated/driven people that ask me what I want to do with my life, I describe in detail my lack of any ambition or goals.
100%, without fail, it makes them really angry with me and I love it.
"But don't you have ANY interests, any passions?"
<"Not really, no."
"Why? What's wrong with you?"
<"I don't know man."
This is usualy how it starts off.