When people use coupons.

When people compare prices and make you void the fucking item and match it.

When they don't want the fucking $12 detergent anymore and you void it and need a managers key because the void exceeds $10

When old people

When fucking faggoty little niglet children pay for chocolate bars. INDIVIDUALLY!!!!!!!!!!

When people don't know the difference between kilos and pounds

When people have a bill for like $137 and they say "ill pay with debit. Make the total $200 and give me the difference as cash back" you want me to gargle your wife's balls too?

When the register won't open.

When the fucking eggs take a century to scan.

When people but the weirdest fucking things that they don't know the name of.
"I think it's a cho cho. Yeah lets just roll with that."

when he forgets to put the condom on -.-

Yeah I used to work at retail...fucking hated it.
People become horrible creatures when they hold the status of "customer".

yeah. Why can't people just not be cheap fucktard a looking for the best deals. There's being a smart shopper and scoring sweet deals, and then there's being a fucking mouldy cunt, using the fine print to take .79 cents off your bill.

I spend more time under planes than one of our actual mechanics...

There's also one fucking guy that has a c150 on our ramp. Each time he goes out (typically for an hour at a time) he wants his tanks topped to 3/4, which wouldn't be so damn annoying if it didn't only come out to like two gallons a side every god damn time. I spend more time getting the truck and writing the fuel slip than I do fueling him...

->When some newbie doesn't listen to their bloody navigator, cuts too deep and manages to flip their car, forcing the event to a halt and making me drag their sorry ass off the course.

-> When another car pulls a false start
-> When that same fucking car manages to blow out their engine before the green and has to go in for an hour long repair
 
-> When some dumb asses at the audience fences try to reach their hands out towards my car, scares the piss out of me that I'll be dragging them along with me.

-> when people throw fucking water on my front window

-> when a new navigator fucks up on a turn and I have to drag the car who went the wrong way, off into the bush and flipped, out of there.

-> When that same fucking car manages to blow out their engine before the green and has to go in for an hour long repair

Lol, how'd he pull that off?

When people get pissed because I have to ID them to buy smigarettes.

fooking chimps

->When some newbie doesn't listen to their bloody navigator, cuts too deep and manages to flip their car, forcing the event to a halt and making me drag their sorry ass off the course.

-> When another car pulls a false start
-> When that same fucking car manages to blow out their engine before the green and has to go in for an hour long repair
 
-> When some dumb asses at the audience fences try to reach their hands out towards my car, scares the piss out of me that I'll be dragging them along with me.

-> when people throw fucking water on my front window

-> when a new navigator fucks up on a turn and I have to drag the car who went the wrong way, off into the bush and flipped, out of there.

sounds like you have to put up with royal shitheads.

When you get called a bitch

Quote from: True Turquoise on September 18, 2014, 07:39:50 PM

When you get called a bitch

lol how's that bad?

mfw
I dun work

Quote from: Kitsune on September 18, 2014, 07:46:51 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on September 18, 2014, 07:39:50 PM

When you get called a bitch

lol how's that bad?

mfw
I dun work

and who gave you permission to post, bitch?

Quote from: Kitsune on September 18, 2014, 07:51:14 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on September 18, 2014, 07:47:39 PM

Quote from: Kitsune on September 18, 2014, 07:46:51 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on September 18, 2014, 07:39:50 PM

When you get called a bitch

lol how's that bad?

mfw
I dun work

and who gave you permission to post, bitch?

bitch. I could leave you tied to a chair so beaten, the police would think it was attempted murder

that better be a promise or I'm doing a black sacrament to get a dark brotherhood pyramid head on your ass girly ass.

>be a PCA for bed ridden client

>flip her over to her side

>check to see if she had a BM

>she dont

<coolman.peg

>take off her briefs

>hear the loudest fart - like being next to a jet engine

>omygawdplzdont.exe

>brown soup spays on bed sheets and new brief

>MFW

>motherfucker slowly turned her head and we locked eyes

>she smirks

>"ohh, sorry."

>Closing at work
>20 mins till close
>A group of 35 people come in
>I have to make subs for all of them
>mfw

fuck!

>be a PCA for bed ridden client

>flip her over to her side

>check to see if she had a BM

>she dont

<coolman.peg

>take off her briefs

>hear the loudest fart - like being next to a jet engine

>omygawdplzdont.exe

>brown soup spays on bed sheets and new brief

>MFW

>motherfucker slowly turned her head and we locked eyes

>she smirks

>"ohh, sorry."

-_- I'd leave her in her own shit and turn the lights off.