So This Just Happened

BioSmiley · February 18, 2015, 07:41:59 PM

> be me
> be in creative writing class
> talking about story ideas at table
> sits with friend and this loner kid
> silent typing on laptop
> loner kid says out loud "so the story starts with her getting ravenged by tentacles"
> dafuq.jpg
> both of us stare at him
> kid stares at us and grins
> nope.jpg
> stands up and leaves

N/A · February 18, 2015, 07:43:16 PM

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Mat Cauthon · February 18, 2015, 07:43:28 PM

Sure it did.

February 18, 2015, 07:44:26 PM

>Draw Leet Pronz in class during senior year
>Students cringe to death behind me, but proceed to shift closer to watch
>Substitute teacher makes an approach
>Ohshit.jpg
>"Are you drawing a sex god of some sort?"
>MFW

Elai · February 18, 2015, 07:44:28 PM

10 bucks he was fucking with you.

True Turquoise · February 18, 2015, 07:52:13 PM

I sneezed and headbutted my sisters boobs.

Deesbee · February 18, 2015, 07:58:51 PM

Sure glad I skipped creative writing today...

Juuzou · February 18, 2015, 08:00:56 PM

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True Turquoise · February 18, 2015, 08:04:15 PM

Quote from: Noëlle on February 18, 2015, 08:00:56 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on February 18, 2015, 07:52:13 PM
I sneezed and headbutted my sisters boobs.
Me too.

alphy · February 18, 2015, 11:13:17 PM

> doing homework
> question asks "find and copy the words to the national anthem for any country other than the US"
> want to do russia anthem, best anthem ever
> don't want to write all of it
>mfw

Elegiac · February 18, 2015, 11:16:23 PM

Quote from: BioSmiley on February 18, 2015, 07:41:59 PM

ravenged by tentacles"

sounds like a grudge match

Korra · February 18, 2015, 11:17:34 PM

lolwat

Jono · February 18, 2015, 11:21:23 PM

>be me Freshmen year in Spanish class
>Class was notorious for being obnoxious and disrespectful
>60 year old teacher got tired of it
>She walks to the front of the class
>She gets everyone to calm down
>Tells us how pissed off she's been with us
>She yells "I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT!"
>mfw she said that

The Waifu Master · February 18, 2015, 11:22:12 PM

>In a second year LE class back in HS
>Most of the kids in the class are pretty right wing
>Officer starts hypothetical situation with me as Officer [REDACTED]
>"You just pulled over an old VW, peace sign on the back, and as you approach a big puff of sweet smelling smoke comes out into your face. What's the first thing that goes through your head, Officer [REDACTED]?"
>"I want some too."
>The classes face when

Korra · February 18, 2015, 11:23:53 PM

Quote from: Jono on February 18, 2015, 11:21:23 PM

>be me Freshmen year in Spanish class
>Class was notorious for being obnoxious and disrespectful
>60 year old teacher got tired of it
>She walks to the front of the class
>She gets everyone to calm down
>Tells us how pissed off she's been with us
>She yells "I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT!"
>mfw she said that

big sponge · February 18, 2015, 11:25:05 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on February 18, 2015, 07:52:13 PM

I sneezed and headbutted my sisters boobs.

lewd

Yu · February 18, 2015, 11:27:35 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on February 18, 2015, 07:52:13 PM

I sneezed and headbutted my sisters boobs.

Makes me wonder why you were close enough to her boobs to headbutt them in the first place

Jono · February 18, 2015, 11:27:48 PM

Quote from: Jill Valentine on February 18, 2015, 11:23:53 PM

Quote from: Jono on February 18, 2015, 11:21:23 PM
>be me Freshmen year in Spanish class
>Class was notorious for being obnoxious and disrespectful
>60 year old teacher got tired of it
>She walks to the front of the class
>She gets everyone to calm down
>Tells us how pissed off she's been with us
>She yells "I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT!"
>mfw she said that
Spoiler
Spoiler

Korra · February 18, 2015, 11:28:32 PM

Quote from: Jono on February 18, 2015, 11:27:48 PM

Quote from: Jill Valentine on February 18, 2015, 11:23:53 PM
Quote from: Jono on February 18, 2015, 11:21:23 PM
>be me Freshmen year in Spanish class
>Class was notorious for being obnoxious and disrespectful
>60 year old teacher got tired of it
>She walks to the front of the class
>She gets everyone to calm down
>Tells us how pissed off she's been with us
>She yells "I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT!"
>mfw she said that
Spoiler
Spoiler

True Turquoise · February 18, 2015, 11:29:35 PM

Quote from: Yu on February 18, 2015, 11:27:35 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on February 18, 2015, 07:52:13 PM
I sneezed and headbutted my sisters boobs.
Makes me wonder why you were close enough to her boobs to headbutt them in the first place

oh you think it was true?

Jono · February 18, 2015, 11:32:16 PM

Quote from: Jill Valentine on February 18, 2015, 11:28:32 PM

Quote from: Jono on February 18, 2015, 11:27:48 PM
Quote from: Jill Valentine on February 18, 2015, 11:23:53 PM
Quote from: Jono on February 18, 2015, 11:21:23 PM
>be me Freshmen year in Spanish class
>Class was notorious for being obnoxious and disrespectful
>60 year old teacher got tired of it
>She walks to the front of the class
>She gets everyone to calm down
>Tells us how pissed off she's been with us
>She yells "I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT!"
>mfw she said that
Spoiler
Spoiler

[Bork Laser intensifies]

Korra · February 18, 2015, 11:34:16 PM

Quote from: Jono on February 18, 2015, 11:32:16 PM

Quote from: Jill Valentine on February 18, 2015, 11:28:32 PM
Quote from: Jono on February 18, 2015, 11:27:48 PM
Quote from: Jill Valentine on February 18, 2015, 11:23:53 PM
Quote from: Jono on February 18, 2015, 11:21:23 PM
>be me Freshmen year in Spanish class
>Class was notorious for being obnoxious and disrespectful
>60 year old teacher got tired of it
>She walks to the front of the class
>She gets everyone to calm down
>Tells us how pissed off she's been with us
>She yells "I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT!"
>mfw she said that
Spoiler
Spoiler

[Bork Laser intensifies]

He's about to turn super saiyan!!! Or take a rather large dump.

The Waifu Master · February 18, 2015, 11:34:44 PM

Holy fuck this thread is killing my comp

Jono · February 18, 2015, 11:35:53 PM

Quote from: The fuck? on February 18, 2015, 11:34:44 PM

Holy fuck this thread is killing my comp

BAH GAWD THAT KILLED HIM

HE'S BEEN BROKEN IN HALF

THINK OF HIS FAMILY, GOLDBERG