There was a shoplifter at the store today

More Than Mortal · March 29, 2015, 11:17:21 AM

I ended up grabbing him around the neck and helping the security guard to drag him back inside.

What the fuck have you faggots done with your non-lives?

Casper · March 29, 2015, 11:18:39 AM

I've stolen before. I'd say I feel guilty, but it was Walmart.

AngryBrute · March 29, 2015, 11:19:10 AM

I prevented a car jacking. And been a Firefighter.

More Than Mortal · March 29, 2015, 11:22:50 AM

Quote from: AngryBrute on March 29, 2015, 11:19:10 AM

I prevented a car jacking. And been a Firefighter.

Well la de da.

R o c k e t · March 29, 2015, 11:27:38 AM

I'm the guy who shows up after fights take place, so I miss the cool stuff.
I had a person who was training me for my first job, actually get arrested for stealing. I walked in and all my coworkers were saying "you ready for the fireworks?".

It wasn't the 4th of July. Then she walks in and clocks in, then the beach police come in and take her in the back room. We proceeded to watch on the cameras what happened.

OysteinAarseth · March 29, 2015, 11:51:09 AM

Fascinating

Sandtrap · March 29, 2015, 11:54:00 AM

Last night I walked out onto the grid roads. Saw a really nice rare kind of night. Almost full moon. Clear sky. Could see all the stars and the band of our galaxy.

And with all the snow, the moon made everything silver. Sort of a twilight silver light. The trees cast shadows. It's pitch black but at the same time there's enough silver light all over the place that you could walk down any road in the dark and know where you're going.

Then I went home. Realized I haven't eaten anything for about two days because I'm casually forgetting to eat. Then I fell asleep. Now I'm here. Coffee for breakfast and maybe toast.

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · March 29, 2015, 11:55:46 AM

I stole a carpet.

beat that you pocket filling noobs. Try walking out with a big ass roll of carpet.

AngryBrute · March 29, 2015, 11:57:09 AM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on March 29, 2015, 11:22:50 AM

Quote from: AngryBrute on March 29, 2015, 11:19:10 AM
I prevented a car jacking. And been a Firefighter.
Well la de da.

Have you seen the stories I shared?

Sigma617 · March 29, 2015, 11:57:25 AM

Quote from: Casper on March 29, 2015, 11:18:39 AM

I've stolen before. I'd say I feel guilty, but it was Walmart.

I steal from Walmart all the time.

Fucking walmart.

Naru · March 29, 2015, 12:20:23 PM

Did you fucking kill him with your psychopath powers?

True Turquoise · March 29, 2015, 12:26:02 PM

My first day of college, a shoplifter pushed me over when running out the door of the store across the road from college.

I finished a book and made dinner for my mother and sister. That's all. I was going to practice on my graphics tablet later as well.

Raw Sugar · March 29, 2015, 12:31:55 PM

I J walked today. Fucking badass.

At work were actually told not to confront shoplifters. Making a scene like that looks bad on us, especially if it's just based off of suspicion. Then we've pretty much harassed a customer. I guess you got lucky.

gats · March 29, 2015, 12:37:08 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on March 29, 2015, 12:26:02 PM

My first day of college, a shoplifter pushed me over when running out the door of the store across the road from college.

I finished a book and made dinner for my mother and sister. That's all. I was going to practice on my graphics tablet later as well.

It's Tsunday and the Easter holidays m8

Forgewolf · March 29, 2015, 12:38:07 PM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on March 29, 2015, 11:17:21 AM

I ended up grabbing him around the neck and helping the security guard to drag him back inside.

What the fuck have you faggots done with your non-lives?

What was the person trying to steal?

True Turquoise · March 29, 2015, 12:53:47 PM

Quote from: gats on March 29, 2015, 12:37:08 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on March 29, 2015, 12:26:02 PM
My first day of college, a shoplifter pushed me over when running out the door of the store across the road from college.

I finished a book and made dinner for my mother and sister. That's all. I was going to practice on my graphics tablet later as well.
It's Tsunday and the Easter holidays m8

../,/./,

Tyger · March 29, 2015, 12:58:26 PM

I've saved 2 lives.

A kid was drowning and I pulled him out of the water ( his bitch mother wasn't paying attention)

A girl I know ordered a veggie burger but they gave her a soy burger, she's deathtly allergic to soy. Her throat closed and she started freaking out so I grabbed her epipen out of her purse and administered it

Jester · March 29, 2015, 01:04:38 PM

I stopped a child from getting kidnapped.

More Than Mortal · March 29, 2015, 01:09:18 PM

Quote from: Forgewolf on March 29, 2015, 12:38:07 PM

What was the person trying to steal?

He'd nicked like three bottles of Vodka.

Mega Sceptile · March 29, 2015, 01:21:57 PM

the shanking ordeal, I stopped a suicide, and I've stopped a scumbag from raping a woman in an alleyway behind a bar.

big sponge · March 29, 2015, 01:30:05 PM

I woke up.

Turkey · March 29, 2015, 01:31:22 PM

Good thing it wasn't in America, that shoplifter would've shot you and raped your corpse, then strolled off to the polls to vote Republican.

aREALgod · March 29, 2015, 01:33:08 PM

Apart from being #SWOLE and working out?

Waiting for the next monthly orientation at my new workplace, lol.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · March 29, 2015, 01:34:30 PM

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aREALgod · March 29, 2015, 01:52:19 PM

Quote from: Tyger on March 29, 2015, 12:58:26 PM

I've saved 2 lives.

A kid was drowning and I pulled him out of the water ( his bitch mother wasn't paying attention)

A girl I know ordered a veggie burger but they gave her a soy burger, she's deathtly allergic to soy. Her throat closed and she started freaking out so I grabbed her epipen out of her purse and administered it

What the fuck, where do you work

BrenMan 94 · March 29, 2015, 02:59:39 PM

I've been caught stealing once when I was five. I enjoy stealing. It's just as simple as that.

Girl of Mystery · March 29, 2015, 03:25:23 PM

Quote from: Tyger on March 29, 2015, 12:58:26 PM

A girl I know ordered a veggie burger but they gave her a soy burger, she's deathtly allergic to soy. Her throat closed and she started freaking out so I grabbed her epipen out of her purse and administered it

Did she give you "thank you sex"?

Girl of Mystery · March 29, 2015, 03:26:09 PM

I woke up at 4pm today. Pretty eventful day imo.

Forgewolf · March 29, 2015, 03:43:13 PM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on March 29, 2015, 01:09:18 PM

Quote from: Forgewolf on March 29, 2015, 12:38:07 PM
What was the person trying to steal?
He'd nicked like three bottles of Vodka.

Se.. if he was a bum on the street stealing bread, I would tell you to feel bad, however, you need to feel good!

.. No free boos!!

Tyger · March 29, 2015, 04:05:53 PM

Quote from: Moderatoren sind Nazis on March 29, 2015, 01:52:19 PM

Quote from: Tyger on March 29, 2015, 12:58:26 PM
I've saved 2 lives.

A kid was drowning and I pulled him out of the water ( his bitch mother wasn't paying attention)

A girl I know ordered a veggie burger but they gave her a soy burger, she's deathtly allergic to soy. Her throat closed and she started freaking out so I grabbed her epipen out of her purse and administered it

What the fuck, where do you work

I'm a lifeguard lol