There's some thumping around my house.

Reciffo_Smmoc · August 23, 2014, 11:29:49 AM

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BlitzFiend · August 23, 2014, 11:31:12 AM

TB · August 23, 2014, 11:37:19 AM

Quote from: Doom DH on August 23, 2014, 11:31:12 AM

fap

big sponge · August 23, 2014, 11:45:05 AM

Assume the position.

Flee · August 23, 2014, 11:45:32 AM

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I_IRONMAN_I · August 23, 2014, 11:47:18 AM

Quote from: Flee on August 23, 2014, 11:45:32 AM

This. Take of all your clothes and walk outside, furiously masturbating and exclaiming how you'd love to come across a dangerous stranger to help you get off. In all likelihood, this will scare away whatever intruder there might be.

Brilliant!

Spoiler

If all the lights are out, get a lamp and hide in the darkness near the footsteps. When the intruder appears and crosses you, beat him repeatedly until he is unconscious or dead. Preferably unconscious, though.

Reciffo_Smmoc · August 23, 2014, 11:47:51 AM

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Reciffo_Smmoc · August 23, 2014, 12:01:27 PM

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Statefarm · August 23, 2014, 12:02:41 PM

True Turquoise · August 23, 2014, 12:07:33 PM

Run at him naked with a shoe in your hand

I_IRONMAN_I · August 23, 2014, 12:41:56 PM

ITT : A schizophrenic

Reciffo_Smmoc · August 23, 2014, 12:43:49 PM

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TB · August 23, 2014, 12:48:16 PM

Quote from: Weed Commando on August 23, 2014, 12:43:49 PM

I know, right? Freaking TBlocks. Can't he, y'know, stop being schizophrenic?

Freaking TBlocks....

gats · August 23, 2014, 01:06:20 PM

Happened to my uncle and his wife. They would constantly hear sounds running up and down the stairs. Electricals would turn on by themselves, faucets too. They moved out.

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Reciffo_Smmoc · August 23, 2014, 01:30:33 PM

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