There's a fucking cricket in here.

challengerX · October 25, 2015, 10:33:09 PM

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Assassin 11D7 · October 25, 2015, 10:33:55 PM

Chlorine gas should work

XSEAN · October 25, 2015, 10:34:13 PM

Go to the pet store and buy a big ass tarantula spider

N/A · October 25, 2015, 10:34:42 PM

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Kiwicake · October 25, 2015, 10:35:08 PM

A cup, piece of paper and a window

Verbatim · October 25, 2015, 10:35:55 PM

Stop being such a boring motherfucker.

XSEAN · October 25, 2015, 10:36:21 PM

Buy a female cricket to lure the male one out. Then pop a cap in it's ass

alphy · October 25, 2015, 10:38:07 PM

burn your house down obvs

challengerX · October 25, 2015, 10:38:23 PM

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Verbatim · October 25, 2015, 10:39:01 PM

Zen already did my joke but I think I did it better.

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Jive Turkey · October 25, 2015, 10:45:49 PM

Cover your room in chocolate then eat him

MyNameIsCharlie · October 25, 2015, 10:48:50 PM

Option 1: set fire to your house

Option 2: join in an inter spieces relationship and fuck it to death. Anally

Nexus · October 25, 2015, 10:51:12 PM

Gonna do the joke Zen and Verb did, but better.

It probably heard your lame ass jokes.

Naru · October 25, 2015, 11:00:44 PM

i like penis

Zonda · October 25, 2015, 11:03:44 PM

My Cat instantly locates the motherfuckers and dispatches them. It's scary how easily he can find one and head straight for it from up to 50m away. I still have trouble pinpointing them from up close.

Dopameme · October 25, 2015, 11:08:45 PM

Quote from: Naru on October 25, 2015, 11:00:44 PM

i like penis

yes gasai, we know

Nexus · October 25, 2015, 11:09:17 PM

Quote from: Naru on October 25, 2015, 11:00:44 PM

i like penis

I have one of those.

Nexus · October 25, 2015, 11:09:40 PM

Also

>Calls me white trash

>lives in a bug infested hut.

Lol

True Turquoise · October 25, 2015, 11:10:59 PM

Scream louder and shut it up.

Epsira · October 25, 2015, 11:12:06 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 25, 2015, 10:48:50 PM

Option 2: join in an inter spieces relationship and fuck it to death. Anally

But Charlie the hole isn't big enough.

MyNameIsCharlie · October 26, 2015, 01:10:36 AM

Quote from: Epsira on October 25, 2015, 11:12:06 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 25, 2015, 10:48:50 PM
Option 2: join in an inter spieces relationship and fuck it to death. Anally
But Charlie the hole isn't big enough.

rip it big enough

Epsira · October 26, 2015, 01:11:28 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 26, 2015, 01:10:36 AM

Quote from: Epsira on October 25, 2015, 11:12:06 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 25, 2015, 10:48:50 PM
Option 2: join in an inter spieces relationship and fuck it to death. Anally
But Charlie the hole isn't big enough.
rip it big enough

But Charlie then there won't be a cricket anymore.

MyNameIsCharlie · October 26, 2015, 01:12:41 AM

Quote from: Epsira on October 26, 2015, 01:11:28 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 26, 2015, 01:10:36 AM
Quote from: Epsira on October 25, 2015, 11:12:06 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 25, 2015, 10:48:50 PM
Option 2: join in an inter spieces relationship and fuck it to death. Anally
But Charlie the hole isn't big enough.
rip it big enough
But Charlie then there won't be a cricket anymore.

then you won

Epsira · October 26, 2015, 01:14:56 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 26, 2015, 01:12:41 AM

Quote from: Epsira on October 26, 2015, 01:11:28 AM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 26, 2015, 01:10:36 AM
Quote from: Epsira on October 25, 2015, 11:12:06 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 25, 2015, 10:48:50 PM
Option 2: join in an inter spieces relationship and fuck it to death. Anally
But Charlie the hole isn't big enough.
rip it big enough
But Charlie then there won't be a cricket anymore.
then you won

...Well played.

Ushan · October 26, 2015, 01:34:06 AM

They go well with salsa and sweet and sour sauce.