There's a deer on my porch. What do I do?

Mox · August 16, 2015, 11:15:38 AM

Spoiler

I gave it food and water but it won't go away. What do I do?

Edit: I somehow can't get the image to show up, unless you click the link -_- sorry about that.

Cheat: I got you, dawg.

DAS B00T x2 · August 16, 2015, 11:16:57 AM

7mm, right to the heart.
Then send me five pounds of the meat as a thank you.

Mox · August 16, 2015, 11:19:51 AM

Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 16, 2015, 11:16:57 AM

7mm, right to the heart.
Then send me five pounds of the meat as a thank you.

But what if I want to use the deer for... 'Other' purposes?

XSEAN · August 16, 2015, 11:26:36 AM

Hunt it and enjoy some deer meat

alphy · August 16, 2015, 11:31:33 AM

cook it for dinner

Dopameme · August 16, 2015, 11:35:14 AM

I hear venison is a real delicacy

DAS B00T x2 · August 16, 2015, 11:48:23 AM

Quote from: Neo on August 16, 2015, 11:19:51 AM

Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 16, 2015, 11:16:57 AM
7mm, right to the heart.
Then send me five pounds of the meat as a thank you.

But what if I want to use the deer for... 'Other' purposes?

Seek counseling.

Mox · August 16, 2015, 11:59:50 AM

Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 16, 2015, 11:48:23 AM

Quote from: Neo on August 16, 2015, 11:19:51 AM
Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 16, 2015, 11:16:57 AM
7mm, right to the heart.
Then send me five pounds of the meat as a thank you.

But what if I want to use the deer for... 'Other' purposes?
Seek counseling.

Woah woah woah, what are you implying?
You think I want to use it for (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)?

🂿 · August 16, 2015, 02:09:36 PM

Cheat, give us a hunting license to take out that freaking deer. It's looking at me funny and that triggers me.