Theater experiences?

Jono · May 09, 2016, 06:08:40 PM

I'm gonna finally watch Civil War tonight with friends and I was just thinking about all the times I went to the theaters in the past and witnessed people do/interrupt the movie.

When the last Twilight movie came out, I went with my older sisters and mom to go watch it cause I was curious about it. I was the only guy in there in a room full of women. The theater was surprisingly quiet until wolf boy took off his shirt, then the girls sitting behind us screamed with excitement a few times.

Another time I went to the theaters, there was someone using their phone during the movie and an older man shouted at that person "PUT THAT FUCKING PHONE AWAY!"

Other than these, I haven't witnessed anything else.

What have you seen/hear people do in theaters?

Braixen · May 09, 2016, 06:12:59 PM

Dumbass kid kept getting up and walking across my view during The Force Awakens.

I'll go see Civil War in a week or two.

🂿 · May 09, 2016, 06:13:08 PM

People cheering when the millennium falcon was on screen for the first time in Star Wars TFA.

Aether · May 09, 2016, 06:40:01 PM

Almost every time I go to the theater here, someone has a cellphone mishap. Just went yesterday to see Captain America, and sure enough the guy right next to me butt dialed. When I went to see The Force Awakens, someone actually answered a call, smfh.

Pippen · May 09, 2016, 07:28:40 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on May 09, 2016, 06:13:08 PM

People cheering when the millennium falcon was on screen for the first time in Star Wars TFA.

That happened for me when Han Solo first appeared in the Millenium Falcon.

Turkey · May 09, 2016, 07:30:44 PM

People that do anything but watch the movie and quietly consume their snacks and beverages are literally baby Hitlers.

Tip for people that like to eat obnoxious candy: before the movie starts, open the plastic bag and pour it into the box, then throw the plastic wrapper away.

Ingy · May 09, 2016, 07:45:49 PM

So my friend said you go ahead I'll catch up
And he comes in and sits down
And fucking pulls out two full size bags of McDonalds out of his pants
I never knew how he fit that in there

Kitsune 狐 · May 09, 2016, 07:50:45 PM

I caught two people doing the nasty in an empty movie theater.
We were early to the movie and thought it would be a good idea to grab our seats before everyone else.

WE THOUGHT WRONG!

Jocephalopod · May 09, 2016, 07:58:11 PM

these fucking human piles of garbage think they can watch the midnight premier of The Dark Knight Rises

not on my watch

Kitsune 狐 · May 09, 2016, 07:58:47 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on May 09, 2016, 07:58:11 PM

these fucking human piles of garbage think they can watch the midnight premier of The Dark Knight Rises

not on my watch

oh

alphy · May 09, 2016, 08:00:42 PM

when i went to go watch Spectre, someone in the audience sang a too early... idk,how to explain it it went something like this (at about 3:30 is when i'm talking about)

Spoiler

CAUSE I HAVE TO RISK IT ALL... (long pause) cuz the writing's on the wall CAUSE THE WRITINGS ON THE WALL

it was so dramatic and then you just hear some random guy sing it all nonchalantly... idk, it was pretty funny

Dietrich Six · May 09, 2016, 08:24:15 PM

I'm usually the one making noise tbh.
During some shit horror film some guy yelled eyeball and I fucking died laughing.

Jester · May 09, 2016, 08:42:35 PM

Quote from: Kits on May 09, 2016, 07:50:45 PM

I caught two people doing the nasty in an empty movie theater.
We were early to the movie and thought it would be a good idea to grab our seats before everyone else.

WE THOUGHT WRONG!

This

Big Boss · May 09, 2016, 08:46:53 PM

I fucking hate people who bring their kids and just sit there and do nothing while the kid talks or cries

🂿 · May 09, 2016, 09:00:52 PM

Quote from: Kits on May 09, 2016, 07:50:45 PM

I caught two people doing the nasty in an empty movie theater.
We were early to the movie and thought it would be a good idea to grab our seats before everyone else.

WE THOUGHT WRONG!

That's the first time I heard of something like that happening.

Kitsune 狐 · May 09, 2016, 09:53:29 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on May 09, 2016, 09:00:52 PM

Quote from: Kits on May 09, 2016, 07:50:45 PM
I caught two people doing the nasty in an empty movie theater.
We were early to the movie and thought it would be a good idea to grab our seats before everyone else.

WE THOUGHT WRONG!

That's the first time I heard of something like that happening.

Really? It happened to Jester too it seems.

🂿 · May 09, 2016, 10:17:10 PM

Quote from: Kits on May 09, 2016, 09:53:29 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on May 09, 2016, 09:00:52 PM
Quote from: Kits on May 09, 2016, 07:50:45 PM
I caught two people doing the nasty in an empty movie theater.
We were early to the movie and thought it would be a good idea to grab our seats before everyone else.

WE THOUGHT WRONG!

That's the first time I heard of something like that happening.
Really? It happened to Jester too it seems.

Never happened here. Probably because the place I live in is full or people who have money and can afford hotels so they can fuck there instead of in the movie theater.

The Lord Ruler · May 10, 2016, 01:38:36 AM

Ive never really had a bad movie experience

Got a handjob in a movie once tho so thats p cool

🂿 · May 10, 2016, 01:42:14 AM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on May 10, 2016, 01:38:36 AM

Ive never really had a bad movie experience

Got a handjob in a movie once tho so thats p cool

Ummmmmmmmm

BaconShelf · May 10, 2016, 01:48:21 AM

I tend to go to the cinema on my days off (Thursday/Friday) so its usually pretty empty. Either that or midnight launches/ early morning launches (I saw SW at 8am on release day)

When I went to go see Godzilla, though, it was after school on a tuesday or something and there was this woman who had obviously brought her kid but didn't care about the film so she was just on her phone the entire way through.

Also, my second viewing of Civil War was on the sunday after release (My first being midnight) and the entire screen was packed. The fucking kid sat next to me screamed at the top of his voice every time black panther amd spiderman came on screen, and wouldn't shut up for the first half, and wouldn't stop playing with sweet wrappers for the second. Thankfully it was my second viewing, but never again.

When I went to see Mad Max, Deadpool, Star Wars (views #2 and #3), Ultron and Guardians it was coll because me and co. Had the screen to ourselves basically.

Zonda · May 10, 2016, 06:08:02 AM

>First day screening
>"YOU'LL FUCKING LOVE THIS PART"

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Onion · May 10, 2016, 06:49:09 AM

Quote from: Pip on May 09, 2016, 07:28:40 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on May 09, 2016, 06:13:08 PM
People cheering when the millennium falcon was on screen for the first time in Star Wars TFA.

That happened for me when Han Solo first appeared in the Millenium Falcon.

I can't see any of these happening outside the US.

Deleted · May 10, 2016, 09:00:07 AM

My local theater is already shit with terrible seats and projector quality, but the thing that puts it over the edge are the niggers carrying on like a fucking family reunion. Made watching BvS an absolute nightmare. I didnt have this problem back in Brooklyn even in the most ghetto of theaters.

Fuck Chicago. Never again

Pippen · May 10, 2016, 09:06:19 AM

Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on May 10, 2016, 09:00:07 AM

My local theater is already shit with terrible seats and projector quality, but the thing that puts it over the edge are the niggers carrying on like a fucking family reunion. Made watching BvS an absolute nightmare. I didnt have this problem back in Brooklyn even in the most ghetto of theaters.

Fuck Chicago. Never again

Dude.

Chicago?

North of Chicago is a good drive in Theater, bring some friends of Fam and it's great.

big dog · May 10, 2016, 09:12:18 AM

I went to see The Dark Knight Rises once and I was really enjoying the movie and then it cut to some shit about Batman after only five minutes like I didn't wanna see that shit. And then people started getting shot I was like wtf this is a terrible movie.

The Lord Ruler · May 10, 2016, 11:32:52 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on May 10, 2016, 01:42:14 AM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on May 10, 2016, 01:38:36 AM
Ive never really had a bad movie experience

Got a handjob in a movie once tho so thats p cool

Ummmmmmmmm

what?

🂿 · May 10, 2016, 01:07:44 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on May 10, 2016, 11:32:52 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on May 10, 2016, 01:42:14 AM
Quote from: The Lord Ruler on May 10, 2016, 01:38:36 AM
Ive never really had a bad movie experience

Got a handjob in a movie once tho so thats p cool

Ummmmmmmmm

what?

...Why? Just why? No one wants to see that shit man. If a girl wanted to give me a handy or suck my dick I'd go to a hotel for that, and then convince her to lay me.