I remember when it happened. I was touring the site where the fake moon landings were filmed. Our tour guide took his mask off to show us his lizard face. We laughed and laughed because our plan to end Christianity through chemtrails was working. Just then, the emergency lights went off. We saw the asteroid coming and our moon base couldn't stop us. The guide handed out the Mass Murder Suicide Pills and said at least we did 9/11.
Then we died