The woman I love is getting married, AMA

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Also if you could suggest any household chemicals or materials I could use to get fucked up, that would be great.

 
 
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R o c k e t | Mythic Smash Master
 
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I neither fear, nor despise.

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Quote from: Teki no Sukottorando on June 04, 2017, 07:06:15 PM
the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
Did you know that if you piss into a bucket of bleach, you make mustard gas? That'll fuck anyone up.

 
 
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DAS B00T x2 | Cultural Appropriator
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Wait,aren't you like, 16?

 
Lemy the Lizerd | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 28, 2014, 12:12:39 AM
Wait,aren't you like, 16?
like, 18

She's like, 20

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: Lemy the Lizerd on December 28, 2014, 12:14:13 AM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 28, 2014, 12:12:39 AM
Wait,aren't you like, 16?
like, 18

She's like, 20
She'll be divorced in three years.

 
Lemy the Lizerd | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 28, 2014, 12:15:30 AM
Quote from: Lemy the Lizerd on December 28, 2014, 12:14:13 AM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 28, 2014, 12:12:39 AM
Wait,aren't you like, 16?
like, 18

She's like, 20
She'll be divorced in three years.
she'll probably kill herself if that happens

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.

 
 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
1. Go to the wedding
2. Sneak around somewhere where no one can see you
3. Turn into a Werewolf
4. Run to the guy she's marrying
5. Kill him
6. Run away really far
7. Turn back into a human
8. Tell her you are sorry for what has happened
9. Stay close with her
10. Marry her

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Jim | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.

 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
It's your fault though for likeing 3DPD.

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 28, 2014, 12:27:29 AM
It's your fault though for likeing 3DPD.
waifu master was right

 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: Lemy the Lizerd on December 28, 2014, 12:28:00 AM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 28, 2014, 12:27:29 AM
It's your fault though for likeing 3DPD.
waifu master was right
It's never too late to convert, you know.

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 28, 2014, 12:28:26 AM
Quote from: Lemy the Lizerd on December 28, 2014, 12:28:00 AM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 28, 2014, 12:27:29 AM
It's your fault though for likeing 3DPD.
waifu master was right
It's never too late to convert, you know.
it's too late for me

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: Lemy the Lizerd on December 28, 2014, 12:29:01 AM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 28, 2014, 12:28:26 AM
Quote from: Lemy the Lizerd on December 28, 2014, 12:28:00 AM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 28, 2014, 12:27:29 AM
It's your fault though for likeing 3DPD.
waifu master was right
It's never too late to convert, you know.
it's too late for me
No! Open your eyes! Look to the sky and see~!

 
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Moms spaghetti
Assassinate the groom

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Thats why you only love those who first love you.