The time a girl wrapped her legs around me

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>Be me
>Friday in PE
>Walk for breast cancer
>Cute girl that I've been friends with comes up to me
>She asks me if I can bend over
>Lol wut
>We walk another lap and she asks again
>I bend over expecting to be humped by her
>She hops on by back
>She wraps her legs around me
>My arms are used as a leg rest
>Fellow alphas don't notice an praise me GG I never see them carrying girls
>The time a girl wrapped her legs around me


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
Kill her


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere


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TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
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>then you woke up


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she wants the D


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a girl let me touch her boobs once, then i dumped her because she couldn't hold a conversation for shit

now she's getting married. i'm an idiot.


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she wants the D
*chants* THE D!!!!!


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>then you woke up
Then I would still be sleeping


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Moms spaghetti
OP you must treat women with class. You should have rejected the piggy back ride as it subjects her emotionally.


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
See now, you're implying that you're not a non-lifting faggot and that your legs wouldn't just give out as she climbed on your shoulders.


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See now, you're implying that you're not a non-lifting faggot and that your legs wouldn't just give out as she climbed on your shoulders.
Have you been spying on me?


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
I picked somebody up once. I learned that day that, while comical looking, short people should not lift others under any circumstance.


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OP you must treat women with class. You should have rejected the piggy back ride as it subjects her emotionally.
I don't know Jake


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I picked somebody up once. I learned that day that, while comical looking, short people should not lift others under any circumstance.
Actually I'm not the short one


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.

See now, you're implying that you're not a non-lifting faggot and that your legs wouldn't just give out as she climbed on your shoulders.
Have you been spying on me?
It's not spying, it's protecting the freedom of the population from Muslims.


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How does one recreate this


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See now, you're implying that you're not a non-lifting faggot and that your legs wouldn't just give out as she climbed on your shoulders.
Have you been spying on me?
It's not spying, it's protecting the freedom of the population from Muslims.
Allah Ackbar


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How does one recreate this
I will never know


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.


See now, you're implying that you're not a non-lifting faggot and that your legs wouldn't just give out as she climbed on your shoulders.
Have you been spying on me?
It's not spying, it's protecting the freedom of the population from Muslims.
Allah Ackbar
Enjoy your three year Guantanamo vacation.


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See now, you're implying that you're not a non-lifting faggot and that your legs wouldn't just give out as she climbed on your shoulders.
Have you been spying on me?
It's not spying, it's protecting the freedom of the population from Muslims.
Allah Ackbar
Enjoy your three year Guantanamo vacation.
I'll bring the bomb


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.



See now, you're implying that you're not a non-lifting faggot and that your legs wouldn't just give out as she climbed on your shoulders.
Have you been spying on me?
It's not spying, it's protecting the freedom of the population from Muslims.
Allah Ackbar
Enjoy your three year Guantanamo vacation.
I'll bring the bomb
That's not what they meant by BYOB, mang.


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She might want to be friends with you. You might as well just ask her if she wants to check out some game or movie or maybe even just hang out for fun.


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Stick it in her pooper
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She might want to be friends with you. You might as well just ask her if she wants to check out some game or movie or maybe even just hang out for fun.
She's already a friend


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an alpha would've fingered her u fuckin beta


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Sounds like something a 14 year old would care about. Checks profile...yup.


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She might want to be friends with you. You might as well just ask her if she wants to check out some game or movie or maybe even just hang out for fun.
She's already a friend
Then hang out more. Go and do something and see how thongs go if you like her.