The States: Pokemon Edition

Kitsune 狐 · October 08, 2015, 03:48:13 PM

So a friend sent me the link to this article that chose a Pokemon for each state.

Article

http://www.dorkly.com/post/76286/we-pick-the-official-pokemon-for-all-50-states

My State - Georgia: Magmar

"Georgia is The Peach State and Magmar's forehead resembles a peach.
A round, juicy peach. "
...seriously? I thought it looked more like a nutsac or a butt

Honorable Mentions:

New York: Trubish

" Don't be fooled when you visit New York City. Those aren't pokemon, they're literal bags of garbage strewn about on every corner."
I see what you did there. We get it NYC is dirty.

Tennessee: Jiggly Puff

"The city of Nashville is the prime destination for baby-faced singers with massive egos."
Jiggly Puff will sing you to sleep just like most of the talent that comes out of there.

District of Columbia: Missingno

"WAIT, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!? WHAT ARE YOU!!!???"
#Illuminati

So how do you feel about your state Pokemon?

We should make our own list!

Verbatim · October 08, 2015, 03:49:58 PM

Michigan: Cherubi

"Cherubi is the only pokemon with its own Upper Peninsula."

Huh.

i am karjala takaisin · October 08, 2015, 03:51:39 PM

Palkia is the lord of Space, and Florida has been the launch site for the USA's space efforts. Plus, they both look like WEIRD DICKS.

Verbatim · October 08, 2015, 03:52:10 PM

Quote from: Florida Man on October 08, 2015, 03:51:39 PM

Palkia is the lord of Space, and Florida has been the launch site for the USA's space efforts. Plus, they both look like WEIRD DICKS.

lmao

Thun · October 08, 2015, 03:54:28 PM

Oregon: Phantump

"Portland is an adorable city that happens to be haunted by the ghosts of millions of trees.

Thought it would have been Castform tbh.

i am karjala takaisin · October 08, 2015, 03:55:25 PM

Quote from: Fuddy-duddy on October 08, 2015, 03:52:10 PM

Quote from: Florida Man on October 08, 2015, 03:51:39 PM
Palkia is the lord of Space, and Florida has been the launch site for the USA's space efforts. Plus, they both look like WEIRD DICKS.

lmao

ay man you ever wonder why the fuck palkia's a water type like goddamn game freak first you make jirachi a steel type and then you go and make this space dragon thing a fucking water type

Kitsune 狐 · October 08, 2015, 03:55:55 PM

Quote from: Fuddy-duddy on October 08, 2015, 03:49:58 PM

Michigan: Cherubi

"Cherubi is the only pokemon with its own Upper Peninsula."

Huh.

I thought they were alluding to the parasitic twin shown represented the state's problem with generations of families being raised on wellfare, but that's just me. >.>

Verbatim · October 08, 2015, 03:56:39 PM

Quote from: Scary Kits on October 08, 2015, 03:55:55 PM

Quote from: Fuddy-duddy on October 08, 2015, 03:49:58 PM
Michigan: Cherubi

"Cherubi is the only pokemon with its own Upper Peninsula."

Huh.
I thought they were alluding to the parasitic twin shown represented the state's problem with generations of families being raised on wellfare, but that's just me. >.>

In that case, Weezing might have been a better choice. lol

Dietrich Six · October 08, 2015, 03:56:47 PM

Quote from: Florida Man on October 08, 2015, 03:51:39 PM

Palkia is the lord of Space, and Florida has been the launch site for the USA's space efforts. Plus, they both look like WEIRD DICKS.

Beat me to it. Florida does resemble a flaccid penis tho.

Luis · October 08, 2015, 03:56:56 PM

New Jersey=Vileplume

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Wants to be known for its beautiful foliage, but can't shake the reputation of its terrible odor.

I dont think nj is that bad

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · October 08, 2015, 03:57:51 PM

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Kitsune 狐 · October 08, 2015, 03:58:34 PM

Quote from: Luis👌 on October 08, 2015, 03:56:56 PM

New Jersey=Vileplume
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Wants to be known for its beautiful foliage, but can't shake the reputation of its terrible odor.
I dont think nj is that bad

The Vileplume reminded me of stereotypical Gweedos tbh... I'm not sure if it's the lips... or what?

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Kitsune 狐 · October 08, 2015, 04:02:01 PM

Quote from: Iberian Husky on October 08, 2015, 03:59:15 PM

Massachusetts: Mewtwo

"Powered by advanced biotechnology, has an incredibly short temper, and basically thinks it's the perfect lifeform."

Umm, okay?

ITS A GIF

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Luis · October 08, 2015, 04:05:52 PM

Quote from: Scary Kits on October 08, 2015, 03:58:34 PM

Quote from: Luis👌 on October 08, 2015, 03:56:56 PM
New Jersey=Vileplume
Quote
Wants to be known for its beautiful foliage, but can't shake the reputation of its terrible odor.
I dont think nj is that bad

The Vileplume reminded me of stereotypical Gweedos tbh... I'm not sure if it's the lips... or what?

I never understood the jersey/italian thing. But thats probably because there are no italians on the west side of nj

Kitsune 狐 · October 08, 2015, 04:13:06 PM

Quote from: Luis👌 on October 08, 2015, 04:05:52 PM

Quote from: Scary Kits on October 08, 2015, 03:58:34 PM
Quote from: Luis👌 on October 08, 2015, 03:56:56 PM
New Jersey=Vileplume
Quote
Wants to be known for its beautiful foliage, but can't shake the reputation of its terrible odor.
I dont think nj is that bad

The Vileplume reminded me of stereotypical Gweedos tbh... I'm not sure if it's the lips... or what?
I never understood the jersey/italian thing. But thats probably because there are no italians on the west side of nj

I know a few Italian New Jerseyers. they're crazy to party with.

Thun · October 08, 2015, 04:15:37 PM

Quote from: Iberian Husky on October 08, 2015, 04:04:22 PM

Massachusetts is like California but racist.

California is pretty racist bro, especially the LAPD.

Luis · October 08, 2015, 04:21:05 PM

Quote from: Scary Kits on October 08, 2015, 04:13:06 PM

Quote from: Luis👌 on October 08, 2015, 04:05:52 PM
Quote from: Scary Kits on October 08, 2015, 03:58:34 PM
Quote from: Luis👌 on October 08, 2015, 03:56:56 PM
New Jersey=Vileplume
Quote
Wants to be known for its beautiful foliage, but can't shake the reputation of its terrible odor.
I dont think nj is that bad

The Vileplume reminded me of stereotypical Gweedos tbh... I'm not sure if it's the lips... or what?
I never understood the jersey/italian thing. But thats probably because there are no italians on the west side of nj

I know a few Italian New Jerseyers. they're crazy to party with.

Never met one

Naru · October 08, 2015, 04:23:20 PM

Magcargo

i am karjala takaisin · October 08, 2015, 04:38:13 PM

Quote from: Florida Man on October 08, 2015, 03:55:25 PM

Quote from: Fuddy-duddy on October 08, 2015, 03:52:10 PM
Quote from: Florida Man on October 08, 2015, 03:51:39 PM
Palkia is the lord of Space, and Florida has been the launch site for the USA's space efforts. Plus, they both look like WEIRD DICKS.

lmao
ay man you ever wonder why the fuck palkia's a water type like goddamn game freak first you make jirachi a steel type and then you go and make this space dragon thing a fucking water type

oh wait shit i just realized

palkia's the god of space, so maybe he's a water type cuz of that saying "space is an ocean"

goddamn im smart

Puro · October 08, 2015, 09:29:50 PM

>Ohio is Roggenrola

I'm not sure how to feel about this.

alphy · October 08, 2015, 09:31:18 PM

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Groudon

Champion of large landmasses, seems to have a contentious relationship with water.

lol that's great

Korra · October 08, 2015, 09:37:05 PM

Kangaskhan, beech!