The reason girls don't want to date you isn't because you're fat

CIA · February 28, 2015, 06:14:58 PM

Or because you're a "nice guy" or whatever the fuck you morons say these days.

Oftentimes it's because you have zero personality and don't know how to carry on a conversation that isn't about vidya and bullshit. Additionally, these same people also lack confidence. Being uninsteresting and shy are the reasons you can't get laid, not because you're not super attractive or are a "jerk".

Additionally, I can't stress the importance of personal hygiene enough. Like, come on. Fucking bathe. Wash your junk. This isn't complex stuff I'm describing here.

I don't know that I necessarily see sep7agoners complaining about this shit constantly but I do see it from people like you (aka visitors to /b/). Just absorb this information and try to make yourself less shit.

Source: I'm fat but I still get women.

Juuzou · February 28, 2015, 06:15:44 PM

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🂿 · February 28, 2015, 06:16:18 PM

Only Roman does this shit actually.

CIA · February 28, 2015, 06:16:52 PM

Quote from: Noëlle on February 28, 2015, 06:15:44 PM

OP is the biggest faggot on this site.

OP is pretty cool isn't he?

CIA · February 28, 2015, 06:17:17 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 28, 2015, 06:16:18 PM

Only Roman does this shit actually.

Are you talking about

like

GTA IV or something?

Case-in-point.

ΚΑΤΑΝΑΛΩΤΗΣ · February 28, 2015, 06:17:43 PM

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DAS B00T x2 · February 28, 2015, 06:18:02 PM

OP is correct, can confirm from experience.

🂿 · February 28, 2015, 06:18:23 PM

Quote from: CIA on February 28, 2015, 06:17:17 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 28, 2015, 06:16:18 PM
Only Roman does this shit actually.
Are you talking about

like

GTA IV or something?

Case-in-point.

I'm talking about the user RomanGladator you nitwit.

CIA · February 28, 2015, 06:19:15 PM

Quote from: Arm The Mob on February 28, 2015, 06:17:43 PM

*The reason fat girls don't want to date you.

No desirable woman wants a lardo.

I have friends who are like 20 pounds overweight and they complain about this shit. I'm not talking lardo obese Kinder-level shit. I mean average-looking folks.

CIA · February 28, 2015, 06:19:59 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 28, 2015, 06:18:23 PM

Quote from: CIA on February 28, 2015, 06:17:17 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 28, 2015, 06:16:18 PM
Only Roman does this shit actually.
Are you talking about

like

GTA IV or something?

Case-in-point.

I'm talking about the user RomanGladator you nitwit.

I'm sorry, do you think based on my post count or registration date that I would know this shit?

🂿 · February 28, 2015, 06:21:57 PM

Quote from: CIA on February 28, 2015, 06:19:59 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 28, 2015, 06:18:23 PM
Quote from: CIA on February 28, 2015, 06:17:17 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 28, 2015, 06:16:18 PM
Only Roman does this shit actually.
Are you talking about

like

GTA IV or something?

Case-in-point.

I'm talking about the user RomanGladator you nitwit.
I'm sorry, do you think based on my post count or registration date that I would know this shit?

Yes because you're an alt account.

CIA · February 28, 2015, 06:22:31 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 28, 2015, 06:21:57 PM

Quote from: CIA on February 28, 2015, 06:19:59 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 28, 2015, 06:18:23 PM
Quote from: CIA on February 28, 2015, 06:17:17 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 28, 2015, 06:16:18 PM
Only Roman does this shit actually.
Are you talking about

like

GTA IV or something?

Case-in-point.

I'm talking about the user RomanGladator you nitwit.
I'm sorry, do you think based on my post count or registration date that I would know this shit?
Yes because you're an alt account.

...do you assume that any dipshit who hasn't been here long is an alt? Get a grip.

🂿 · February 28, 2015, 06:23:04 PM

Quote from: CIA on February 28, 2015, 06:22:31 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 28, 2015, 06:21:57 PM
Quote from: CIA on February 28, 2015, 06:19:59 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 28, 2015, 06:18:23 PM
Quote from: CIA on February 28, 2015, 06:17:17 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 28, 2015, 06:16:18 PM
Only Roman does this shit actually.
Are you talking about

like

GTA IV or something?

Case-in-point.

I'm talking about the user RomanGladator you nitwit.
I'm sorry, do you think based on my post count or registration date that I would know this shit?
Yes because you're an alt account.
...do you assume that any dipshit who hasn't been here long is an alt? Get a grip.

lol mad cuz reket

CIA · February 28, 2015, 06:24:39 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 28, 2015, 06:23:04 PM

Quote from: CIA on February 28, 2015, 06:22:31 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 28, 2015, 06:21:57 PM
Quote from: CIA on February 28, 2015, 06:19:59 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 28, 2015, 06:18:23 PM
Quote from: CIA on February 28, 2015, 06:17:17 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 28, 2015, 06:16:18 PM
Only Roman does this shit actually.
Are you talking about

like

GTA IV or something?

Case-in-point.

I'm talking about the user RomanGladator you nitwit.
I'm sorry, do you think based on my post count or registration date that I would know this shit?
Yes because you're an alt account.
...do you assume that any dipshit who hasn't been here long is an alt? Get a grip.
lol mad cuz reket

You see, it works better when Slash does that because he's actually (somewhat) charming whereas you're just an ass.

Solonoid · February 28, 2015, 06:28:16 PM

I am a nice guy though.

Spoiler

For you.

🂿 · February 28, 2015, 06:34:10 PM

Quote from: CIA on February 28, 2015, 06:24:39 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 28, 2015, 06:23:04 PM
Quote from: CIA on February 28, 2015, 06:22:31 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 28, 2015, 06:21:57 PM
Quote from: CIA on February 28, 2015, 06:19:59 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 28, 2015, 06:18:23 PM
Quote from: CIA on February 28, 2015, 06:17:17 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 28, 2015, 06:16:18 PM
Only Roman does this shit actually.
Are you talking about

like

GTA IV or something?

Case-in-point.

I'm talking about the user RomanGladator you nitwit.
I'm sorry, do you think based on my post count or registration date that I would know this shit?
Yes because you're an alt account.
...do you assume that any dipshit who hasn't been here long is an alt? Get a grip.
lol mad cuz reket
You see, it works better when Slash does that because he's actually (somewhat) charming whereas you're just an ass.

YouTube

Remember it pecker fucker.

Elai · February 28, 2015, 06:53:30 PM

Truth.

Ingy · February 28, 2015, 07:00:54 PM

OP is geting dusty vaginas that haven't been fucked in 23 years

The Hån · February 28, 2015, 07:06:25 PM

as long as you're just not shit-faced ugly and have somewhat of a personality you can get a girl. Having chemistry is the key, not so much as to say, aesthetics(unless you're picking up shallow sluts)

Luciana · February 28, 2015, 07:22:27 PM

The reason women don't date you all is because you sit there and complain about everything and have a pessimistic attitude on everything in life.

It's cancer and you should get over yourselves and have fun and enjoy life. Live in the moment and stop thinking about humanity as a whole are how you will amount to nothing in your lives.

Source: My fucking brain

Bonewheel Barry · February 28, 2015, 07:49:38 PM

You got me. I am indeed an obese, euphoric neckbeard. I suppose I should hang up my neckbeard and shave my fedora if I want any chance with women.

CIA · February 28, 2015, 08:04:02 PM

Quote from: The Hån on February 28, 2015, 07:06:25 PM

as long as you're just not shit-faced ugly and have somewhat of a personality you can get a girl. Having chemistry is the key, not so much as to say, aesthetics(unless you're picking up shallow sluts)

I suppose I should have touched on this as well. Chemistry is the real key. Although I shouldn't really have to lay it out.

big sponge · February 28, 2015, 08:35:36 PM

Quote from: Luciana on February 28, 2015, 07:22:27 PM

Quote from: CIA on February 28, 2015, 06:14:58 PM

DAS B00T x2 · February 28, 2015, 08:39:03 PM

Quote from: LC on February 28, 2015, 08:35:36 PM

Quote from: Luciana on February 28, 2015, 07:22:27 PM

Quote from: CIA on February 28, 2015, 06:14:58 PM

Go back to work, you.

Verbatim · February 28, 2015, 08:42:47 PM

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buzzword of the fucking decade

Verbatim · February 28, 2015, 08:43:41 PM

Quote from: Luciana on February 28, 2015, 07:22:27 PM

The reason women don't date you all is because you sit there and complain about everything and have a pessimistic attitude on everything in life.

It's cancer and you should get over yourselves and have fun and enjoy life. Live in the moment and stop thinking about humanity as a whole are how you will amount to nothing in your lives.

Source: My fucking brain

then i guess women just aren't worth it then, huh

big sponge · February 28, 2015, 08:44:51 PM

Quote from: DASIUS B00TICUS SNAKESAR on February 28, 2015, 08:39:03 PM

Quote from: LC on February 28, 2015, 08:35:36 PM
Quote from: Luciana on February 28, 2015, 07:22:27 PM

Quote from: CIA on February 28, 2015, 06:14:58 PM

Go back to work, you.

>___>

They essentially just paid me to look up a picture of a cute crying anime girl and they're going to like it.

DAS B00T x2 · February 28, 2015, 08:46:39 PM

Quote from: LC on February 28, 2015, 08:44:51 PM

Quote from: DASIUS B00TICUS SNAKESAR on February 28, 2015, 08:39:03 PM
Quote from: LC on February 28, 2015, 08:35:36 PM
Quote from: Luciana on February 28, 2015, 07:22:27 PM

Quote from: CIA on February 28, 2015, 06:14:58 PM

Go back to work, you.

>___>

They essentially just paid me to look up a picture of a cute crying anime girl and they're going to like it.

Well... I get paid to drink coffee and sometimes masturbate on the weekend shifts, so I can't blame you.

Verbatim · February 28, 2015, 08:47:16 PM

Quote from: Luciana on February 28, 2015, 07:22:27 PM

get over yourselves

Quote

have fun and enjoy life.

Quote

Live in the moment

if i spoke in platitudes, i think i'd kill myself

Comet · February 28, 2015, 08:49:03 PM

oh boy. here comes the fun.