So three bros were hanging out one day, and one of them said, "I think I've got the smallest hands in the world," and he went to the Guinness Book of World Records and came back smiling, with the record for world's smallest hands.

The second guy says, "I think I've got the smallest feet in the world," and he also goes to the Guinness Book of World Records and earns the record for smallest feet.

The third guy says, "I think I've got the smallest penis in the world," and he heads off to the Guinness Book of World Records to claim his title. After his visit, he comes back to the other two and with disappointment on his face asks, "who the hell is this guy?"

well played

who did you steal this from

well played

who did you steal this from

My buddy Rob. You wouldn't know him; he doesn't go to this school.