The Official Sep7agon Roast Thread

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Welcome, welcome to the Official Sep7agon Roast Thread where we roast your favorite Floodians! Today's candidate is our resident Christian and overall Paragon, Rocketman! Give him a round of applause!

A few side notes though, try to keep your roasts funny and witty, no need for actual insults that would otherwise rekt the person being roasted. That's it! Let it begin!


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Roast?


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Roast?
Yes, like the ones in Comedy Central. Go to town with Rocketman, just don't be too harsh.


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Roast?
Yes, like the ones in Comedy Central. Go to town with Rocketman, just don't be too harsh.
I don't watch TV, so...

What's a roast?


 
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Roast?
Yes, like the ones in Comedy Central. Go to town with Rocketman, just don't be too harsh.
I don't watch TV, so...

What's a roast?
A roast is an event in which a specific individual, a guest of honor, is subjected to good-natured jokes at their expense intended to amuse the event's wider audience. This type of event was created as a mock counter to a toast. Such events are intended to honor a specific individual in a unique way. In addition to jokes and insult comedy, such events may also involve genuine praise and tributes. The implication is that the roastee is able to take the jokes in good humor and not as serious criticism or insult, and it is seen by some as a great honor to be roasted. The individual is surrounded by friends, fans, and well-wishers, who can receive some of the same treatment as well during the course of the evening. The party and presentation itself are both referred to as a "roast." The host of the event is called the "roastmaster." Anyone who is honored in such a way is said to have been "roasted."


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dont we already have a monthly board for this?


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Almost always, with moderation
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- korrie
dont we already have a monthly board for this?
That one is too mean spirited tho


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dont we already have a monthly board for this?
That one is too mean spirited tho
eh, such is Anarchy.
but why make this thread at 1am on a Sunday Monday?
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LOL HIS ANUS IS PENETRATED

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Roast? But he's not even funny.


 
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nope

Roast? But he's not even funny.

you guys are supposed to be funny, not me.
And so far, its underwhelming


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dont we already have a monthly board for this?
That one is too mean spirited tho
eh, such is Anarchy.
but why make this thread at 1am on a Sunday Monday?
derp
Because I was bored and Rocket told me it was okay.


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nope

Roast? But he's not even funny.

you guys are supposed to be funny, not me.
And so far, its underwhelming

I'm not funny in text. I'm funny in person. :(


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Rocketman, i dont know you that well and i cant be bothered to give a damn. much like the God you believe in.


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Rocketman, i dont know you that well and i cant be bothered to give a damn. much like the God you believe in.

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Comets avatar has more personality than her posts.

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Comets avatar has more personality than her posts.

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im thinking this thread is Rocketman specific, but nice one.


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You're a dirty spic.
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Possibly.

Does Spic even insult you?
It doesn't even sound harsh, it sounds like an attempt at an insult honestly.


 
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Comets avatar has more personality than her posts.

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im thinking this thread is Rocketman specific, but nice one.
The OP doesn't really specify... oh wait yes it does. Damn. Now I just feel like a random scattering of asshole.


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Why is this so black?
Rocketman is the coolest guy I know!.
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My signature is my name printed, I was never taught how to write cursive. FML.
Who is rocketman? Whats he known for?


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rocketman is probably one of the most disrespectful members on this site


but overall she's a nice guy