The Official Flood Spam Thread

Keep your spam in here.
Things should get interesting, and maybe a little sweaty ‎( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Is Mayonnaise an instrument?

Is Mayonnaise an instrument?

You better believe it is!

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How about we just ban the idiots who spam?

Because Cheat hosts this site on his own dime, and spammers generate more page refreshes, which means more advertisements, which means more revenue.

Hopefully, this thread will be pinned, and people will come here to spam post, and maybe even shitpost less.

I

am

trying

to

get

my

post

count

up!

up!

Aren't we all?

Yeah this seems like a bad idea since people will just use it to inflate their post count. Thank you for being an example, SecondClass.

And that really matters why?

Yeah this seems like a bad idea since people will just use it to inflate their post count. Thank you for being an example, SecondClass.

And that really matters why?

Because it's an exploit.

What does that take away from you?
How could that possibly hurt anyone?

I thought about making one here when I signed up, but I figured that would break the rules.

No...

Kinda cheating

I thought about making one here when I signed up, but I figured that would break the rules.

Well seeing as your rank is mostly determined by post count and activity, I would ask Cheat and the mods before going through with something like this.

Well it's already been made so I suppose it's already too late for that.

No...

Kinda cheating

But I like spam threads.... at least one thread where conversations can arise without having to create a thread for it....

I thought about making one here when I signed up, but I figured that would break the rules.

Well seeing as your rank is mostly determined by post count and activity, I would ask Cheat and the mods before going through with something like this.

Well it's already been made so I suppose it's already too late for that.

It can easily be locked. I still think that asking first would be the best route.

Oh. Well that's lame.

No...

Kinda cheating

But I like spam threads.... at least one thread where conversations can arise without having to create a thread for it....

Wait for anarchy

No...

Kinda cheating

But I like spam threads.... at least one thread where conversations can arise without having to create a thread for it....

While I can understand that, 90% of threads on this forum get derailed anyway....so yeah.

I guess things don't formulate well here. This would never happen on my website. Any derailing on my site would not only have posts nuked, but I'll even take IP banning as an action and restricting registration, making it much harder to join. Fortunately my website is a small community so I'm happy with that, and I'm happy that I'm able to have a Spam thread on my site without any problems. Guests can even posts too, you don't have to sign up to post on my site, however, that doesn't mean I can't see or ban Guest IP's for good, because I have that power.

But yeah... Guess The Flood isn't responsible for a spam thread then.

No...

Kinda cheating

But I like spam threads.... at least one thread where conversations can arise without having to create a thread for it....

While I can understand that, 90% of threads on this forum get derailed anyway....so yeah.

I guess things don't formulate well here. This would never happen on my website. Any derailing on my site would not only have posts nuked, but I'll even take IP banning as an action and restricting registration, making it much harder to join. Fortunately my website is a small community so I'm happy with that, and I'm happy that I'm able to have a Spam thread on my site without any problems. Guests can even posts too, you don't have to sign up to post on my site, however, that doesn't mean I can't see or ban Guest IP's for good, because I have that power.

But yeah... Guess The Flood isn't responsible for a spam thread then.

Yeah, we don't have any rules like that. People are kind of just free to do whatever the fuck they want, which is why a spam thread is pointless beyond the purpose of exploiting it for a higher post count.

I'm sure the admin can reset post counts, but true.

I thought about making one here when I signed up, but I figured that would break the rules.

Well seeing as your rank is mostly determined by post count and activity, I would ask Cheat and the mods before going through with something like this.

And what consequence does your rank bear, exactly?
Do you also feel that people who outrank you in Halo have some sort of advantage, or sensation that you're missing out on?