The most read stories for my local town are as follows

Mr. Psychologist · May 08, 2015, 12:46:46 AM

>robbery
>stabbing a rapist
>stabbing over parking
>battered by a treadmill
>Muslims ramming bridges
>charity
>pissing on walls
>burglary
>paedo
>bad driver
>pikeys
>charity
>died from ladder accident
>pikey fire
>smexual ASSault
>pikeys
>cricket

I live in a nice area

Post your town's hall of misery and see who lives in the most unpleasant region!

Not Comms Officer · May 08, 2015, 12:50:19 AM

>anything remotely interesting happening in Los Gatos, California

Azure · May 08, 2015, 12:51:52 AM

>Old people get NEW BIKES!
>old people complain about the skate park
>no crimes only old people

its peaceful here.

Jive Turkey · May 08, 2015, 12:55:45 AM

I legit think I live in one of the worst towns out if everyone here

Not Comms Officer · May 08, 2015, 12:58:16 AM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 08, 2015, 12:55:45 AM

I legit think I live in one of the worst towns out if everyone here

Which one is it? I've rooted it down to 5, so you can't hide from me forever. If you live in Chowchilla, I'm gonna lol like crazy.

Ushan · May 08, 2015, 12:58:28 AM

Um, a kid shot himself at my highschool and a teacher was arrested for rape a couple of years back.

Jive Turkey · May 08, 2015, 12:59:41 AM

Quote from: Not Comms Officer on May 08, 2015, 12:58:16 AM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 08, 2015, 12:55:45 AM
I legit think I live in one of the worst towns out if everyone here
Which one is it? I've rooted it down to 5, so you can't hide from me forever. If you live in Chowchilla, I'm gonna lol like crazy.

hahaha nope but you're really close

Not Comms Officer · May 08, 2015, 01:00:26 AM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 08, 2015, 12:59:41 AM

Quote from: Not Comms Officer on May 08, 2015, 12:58:16 AM
Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 08, 2015, 12:55:45 AM
I legit think I live in one of the worst towns out if everyone here
Which one is it? I've rooted it down to 5, so you can't hide from me forever. If you live in Chowchilla, I'm gonna lol like crazy.
hahaha nope but you're really close

Okay, so now I've rooted it down to 2. Is it the one closer to or farther from Fresno?

Jive Turkey · May 08, 2015, 01:02:43 AM

Farther, it starts with an M lol but ssshhhh

Not Comms Officer · May 08, 2015, 01:07:19 AM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 08, 2015, 01:02:43 AM

Farther, it starts with an M lol but ssshhhh

Yeah, I know where it is now.

I'll keep it a secret.

But... interesting. That was my most likely guess.

Jive Turkey · May 08, 2015, 01:08:03 AM

Pls save me

R o c k e t · May 08, 2015, 01:09:07 AM

>7 shot at house party during Spring break
>woman gang raped while crowd watched during Spring break
>guy drinks himself to death during Spring Break
>balcony divers galore
>body washes up on shore during spring Break
>Van runs over 2 scooters and bursts into flames during Spring Break
>Sorority guys spit on Veterans and pee on the American Flag during Spring Break

Not Comms Officer · May 08, 2015, 01:10:17 AM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 08, 2015, 01:08:03 AM

Pls save me

it r time 2 dai

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

Jester · May 08, 2015, 01:50:09 AM

I live in a small town so it's rare if anything cool actually happens.

But here are some recent things,

>Middle school teacher got caught giving an 8th grader head

>Kid got shot to death by high school honor roll students right by my house

>Refinery near my house blew up

>I was on T.V. twice because of a charity thing

>I fed the police info that lead to a drug bust near Gamestop

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · May 08, 2015, 02:03:52 AM

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Sandtrap · May 08, 2015, 02:41:15 AM

I'll just go with offhand memory about the most read shit.

4 Teens killed by drunk truck driver outside a small town
Funeral card
Mother and three kids dead in murder-suicide
Funeral Card
Shit happening with Alberta politics
Funeral Card
Funeral Card
Funeral Card
Funeral Card
Funeral Card
Funeral Card
Funeral Card
Funeral Card
Police Officer caught possessing cp
Funeral Card
Funeral Card
Funeral Card
Funeral Card
Funeral Card
Murder Suicide in small town
Funeral Card
Neighbor has cancer
Funeral Card
Slightly farther neighbor has cancer
Funeral card

I ain't even exaggerating. Every week during the winter there's a funeral card.

Not Comms Officer · May 08, 2015, 02:43:39 AM

Quote from: Sandtrap on May 08, 2015, 02:41:15 AM

I'll just go with offhand memory about the most read shit.

4 Teens killed by drunk truck driver outside a small town
Funeral card
Mother and three kids dead in murder-suicide
Funeral Card
Shit happening with Alberta politics
Funeral Card
Funeral Card
Funeral Card
Funeral Card
Funeral Card
Funeral Card
Funeral Card
Funeral Card
Police Officer caught possessing cp
Funeral Card
Funeral Card
Funeral Card
Funeral Card
Funeral Card
Murder Suicide in small town
Funeral Card
Neighbor has cancer
Funeral Card
Slightly farther neighbor has cancer
Funeral card

I ain't even exaggerating. Every week during the winter there's a funeral card.

Death from cold?

Rinev · May 08, 2015, 06:43:32 AM

A few years ago some woman killed her daughter, and last summer some old guy lost control of his car. That's about all I've heard.

Jocephalopod · May 08, 2015, 07:57:50 AM

the police found out about my dad's secret energy crystals and many men in white coats took him away.

It turns out the whole ordeal was being filmed and I saw an article on the event 2 days ago

N/A · May 08, 2015, 08:47:37 AM

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nͫiͤcͫeͤ · May 08, 2015, 08:57:05 AM

I live in FL so I win

Mat Cauthon · May 08, 2015, 08:59:50 AM

Nothing much happens here/
Nearby there's been a few gang related hits, bodies in the lake and such, but nothing really close to me.

Elegiac · May 08, 2015, 09:03:58 AM

Seems to be mostly stories about car crashes.

gats · May 08, 2015, 09:07:15 AM

a cereal bar opened up in town
dead guy found in the local river
lib dem lost their hold on the town to conservatives after 18 years
george osbourne was in town yesterday
somthin' about a carnival

Casper · May 08, 2015, 09:57:25 AM

Uhh, I know a 14 (or 16) year old daughter and her 20 year old military boyfriend killed the girl's mom recently.

DAS B00T x2 · May 08, 2015, 10:09:40 AM

Quote from: Casper on May 08, 2015, 09:57:25 AM

Uhh, I know a 14 (or 16) year old daughter and her 20 year old military boyfriend killed the girl's mom recently.

that was about the highlight of the local news a couple weeks ago.
I think she was 16.

Comet · May 08, 2015, 10:20:51 AM

>remains found are missing woman from area
>traffic
>graduation
>5 people shot, 2 killed in 3 Richmond shootings
>weather
>Teen hit, killed by vehicle
>Toddler bloody and bruised at daycare

ａｄｕｂａｔｏ · May 08, 2015, 10:25:34 AM

i live among an ocean of indians. they either don't commit any crimes, or they get away with all of them.

i am karjala takaisin · May 08, 2015, 12:54:50 PM

nothing particularly interesting besides a dog eating 23 rounds of live ammo and a school principal being found partially clothed with a student in a car filled with weed

eggsalad · May 08, 2015, 05:28:22 PM

Some native kids arsoned half a bridge over in Blackduck.