Nike to release Back to the Future's self-lacing shoe

 
More Than Mortal
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.


 
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Meh.

There's technology for convenience, then there's technology for lazy amerifats.
This feels like the latter.


 
 
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<.<
Meh.

There's technology for convenience, then there's technology for lazy amerifats.
This feels like the latter.

You just hate freedom.

The ability to tie your laces whilst being unable to touch your toes sounds about as free as it gets.


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Meh.

There's technology for convenience, then there's technology for lazy amerifats.
This feels like the latter.

You just hate freedom.

The ability to tie your laces whilst being unable to touch your toes sounds about as free as it gets.
Can you imagine guns that can fire without having to pick them up and pull the trigger? Let's not give the fuckers any ideas!


 
 
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<.<
Meh.

There's technology for convenience, then there's technology for lazy amerifats.
This feels like the latter.

You just hate freedom.

The ability to tie your laces whilst being unable to touch your toes sounds about as free as it gets.
Can you imagine guns that can fire without having to pick them up and pull the trigger? Let's not give the fuckers any ideas!
You can already mount guns on drones <.<

Never misunderestimate the lengths yanks will go to to make killing each other easier.


 
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fuck you
Meh.

There's technology for convenience, then there's technology for lazy amerifats.
This feels like the latter.

You just hate freedom.

The ability to tie your laces whilst being unable to touch your toes sounds about as free as it gets.
Can you imagine guns that can fire without having to pick them up and pull the trigger? Let's not give the fuckers any ideas!

I present to you: The Freedom Shotgun hover shoes.


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