The Flood's first trip to Japan pt 1

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There was a long line at the airport. 3 hours till the next flight. Garem is sitting in the corner, seeing how many sticks he can fit in his ass while reading an article on autism. "Fucking retards, why can't they have a normal fucking conversation" Garem mumbles. Lord Ruler shouts out "You're mad", "No im not, why the fuck would I get mad over the internet" Garem slowly delves into insanity only an hour in.

 Slash sees something, maybe a member that hasn't arrived yet. Slash taps Cheat on the back. Everyone turns around to see a man with a blunt in his mouth and what seems to be a jar of nugtella in his hand. "Let me slap some nugtella on that booty!" the man shouts out. As the the flood is in shock and awe one faint voice is heard from the back. "Its him, he's back. Camnator is back!" Everyone jumps up in excitement! Although Garem is just in the corner weeping and rolling back and forth as a meter of sticks are starting to fall out of his ass. Camnator walks into the crowd, "How's it going guys?" Cheat replies " Good, better than its every been, but it was missing the booty we needed" Cam whistles and a woman walks up with a huge booty. Camnator offers out a small amount of nugtella to slap on her booty. All of the user takes some except WaifuMaster. The members gladly walk up in a conformed line and take a slap "Oh!" The woman exclaims as she gets slapped.

Gatsby gazes up at the clock "Oi! 'Bout 5 bong I fink!" ChallengerX yells "Speak American you fuck" Gatsby replies in a monotone voice " Like 5 minutes till our flight". The group starts cleaning up the woman's booty and picking up bags. Sentra and Garem stay behind. The mob of retardation slowly moves towards the metal detectors and scanners.

  Chakas goes through, the fat greasy 46 year old man child sluggishly puts his bag up on the convener belt. As the TSA man is rummaging through the bags he finds tentacle dildos and fairy porn. You could hear him giggling trying to keep the laughter in. Much later everyone was cleared through, Camnator somehow hid the weed in his rectum. It was successful.
   
The plane ride was slow and painful. The food was bad and it was over all awful. But finally it landed. The flood was finally in Japan. Yutaka, Ossku, and WaifuMaster were extremely hard. They weren't even ashamed, they just stood there, drooling looking out the windows of the airport at the night lights in Tokyo. But everyone was dead tired, they got their luggage and headed for a hotel. Thanks to Camnator we got a really nice hotel room for the night, but it we couldn't afford to stay there the whole time. We'd have to figure out a place to stay. The next morning Ossku met some rich girls on a chat room and convinced them to let us stay in they're mansion. A score for the flood.
Last Edit: August 18, 2014, 03:15:24 PM by Grapes


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A big score for the Flood.


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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
You had me laughing for a while, but then... then...
But everyone was dead tired, they got they're luggage


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You had me laughing for a while, but then... then...

I have no long face in me.


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Holy shit this is autistic.

Sounded better in my head


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I'll admit, I probably would be hard at some point.