The first trailer for Star Wars Episode VII is here

 
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I wanted that golden storm trooper with the lightsaber in the movie :c
What? There were no golden storm troopers with sabers in the fiction.
Well, he looked gold in that fan film trailer
sauce?


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It looks like shit.



 
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I wanted that golden storm trooper with the lightsaber in the movie :c
What? There were no golden storm troopers with sabers in the fiction.
Well, he looked gold in that fan film trailer
sauce?
http://youtu.be/plwVRYEQG_I
1:01 it was in the fan made trailer
He looked black.


 
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I wanted that golden storm trooper with the lightsaber in the movie :c
What? There were no golden storm troopers with sabers in the fiction.
Well, he looked gold in that fan film trailer
sauce?
http://youtu.be/plwVRYEQG_I
1:01 it was in the fan made trailer

Jesus Christ the fucking fan made trailer looks better than the official shit.


 
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Was that an R2 unit made out of a soccer ball


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Was that an R2 unit made out of a soccer ball
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Yes it was.

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Was that an R2 unit made out of a soccer ball
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Was that an R2 unit made out of a soccer ball
Yes.

Yes it was.

(._.)
I'm guessing it's that shape because of the sand, but I mean it just looks so... weird. Couldn't it just have had treads, or I dunno, hover?


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To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Was that an R2 unit made out of a soccer ball
Yes.

Yes it was.

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I'm guessing it's that shape because of the sand, but I mean it just looks so... weird. Couldn't it just have had treads, or I dunno, hover?
That would require this movie to make sense so far.


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Was that an R2 unit made out of a soccer ball
Yes.

Yes it was.

(._.)
I'm guessing it's that shape because of the sand, but I mean it just looks so... weird. Couldn't it just have had treads, or I dunno, hover?
That would require this movie to make sense so far.
Yeah I suppose I'm thinking about that the wrong way haha.


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i hope that lightsaber is supposed to be as impractical as it looks. some Sith badass just going around wrecking faces with a claymore lightsaber sounds like my idea of a good time. that shot of the MilFalcon and the x wings flying across the water... ooh, baby

i just hope George Lucas doesnt ruin this like he did the prequels


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Shieet, am I the only one that actually likes the trailer apart from the retarded lightsaber?


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Shieet, am I the only one that actually likes the trailer apart from the retarded lightsaber?
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God, why are so many of you hipsters? Must you really try to look for things to criticise? Yes the saber is impractical, but it's star wars, not exactly the pinnacle of reality in sci-fi now is it?


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God, why are so many of you hipsters? Must you really try to look for things to criticise? Yes the saber is impractical, but it's star wars, not exactly the pinnacle of reality in sci-fi now is it?
It was okay until Episode I came out. :(


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God, why are so many of you hipsters? Must you really try to look for things to criticise? Yes the saber is impractical, but it's star wars, not exactly the pinnacle of reality in sci-fi now is it?
It was okay until Episode I came out. :(
I think Vll will be alright, i'm loving the style of it, certainly reminds me of the original trilogy


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....I'm really not excited for this movie.  It has J.J. Abrams' STINK all over it.

It feels like he really is going to do to Star Wars what he did to Star Trek:  "Screw the source material, COOL THINGS!  EXPLOSIONS!  RUNNING!"


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....I'm really not excited for this movie.  It has J.J. Abrams' STINK all over it.

It feels like he really is going to do to Star Wars what he did to Star Trek:  "Screw the source material, COOL THINGS!  EXPLOSIONS!  RUNNING!"
What source material?


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There's a theory floating around on reddit that the guards on the light saber aren't guards at all, but vents. This would be caused by the character not having received formal training and is basically using a makeshift light saber, which wouldn't be as sophisticated as a real one. This would also explain the different visual effect and sound, and that a sound of a regular light saber could be heard in the end.


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I didn't see a light saber the fuck you guys talking about

The lightsabre with the crossbar, the guy in the woods with a cloak powers it up near the end of the trailer.
Huh how did I miss that.

Looks impractical.

Yup, it looks impractical and stupid as all hell.
But it'll sell a lot of new lightsabre toys!

It's like they don't know how to make a lightsaber, which sounds dumb. My guess is that it is then an 'early' lightsaber... which would make this guy a cliche 'ancient evil' fuck.


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....I'm really not excited for this movie.  It has J.J. Abrams' STINK all over it.

It feels like he really is going to do to Star Wars what he did to Star Trek:  "Screw the source material, COOL THINGS!  EXPLOSIONS!  RUNNING!"
What source material?

This is purely IMO, but Star Wars was never about the flashiest shit, how many explosions there were, or "cool" things.  It was about driving a hero's story.  Even if this is just a teaser, it gives me the feeling that it doesn't really care about story and just wants to show cool Star Wars-y things.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
I'm gonna judge the movie based on the teaser trailer instead of actually watching the whole movie.


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....I'm really not excited for this movie.  It has J.J. Abrams' STINK all over it.

It feels like he really is going to do to Star Wars what he did to Star Trek:  "Screw the source material, COOL THINGS!  EXPLOSIONS!  RUNNING!"
What source material?

This is purely IMO, but Star Wars was never about the flashiest shit, how many explosions there were, or "cool" things.  It was about driving a hero's story.  Even if this is just a teaser, it gives me the feeling that it doesn't really care about story and just wants to show cool Star Wars-y things.

This


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I'm gonna judge the movie based on the teaser trailer instead of actually watching the whole movie.

The objective of a trailer, be it full or teaser, is to make you hyped for the movie and WANT to go see it.

This teaser doesn't make me feel like that.  At all.