The fate of Sep7agon and its members

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After Sandtrap left forever, the site soon falls into chaos. Without the moral balance of Sandtrap's presence, (whatever that means) the Flood forum becomes unstable. The mods desperately attempt to quell the unrest by issuing a multitude of lite-bans, but it is to no avail. The Floodians overpower them, and with the help of Solonoid's 1337 coder skills, they are stripped of their moderating power. Meanwhile, Meta Cognition declares the Serious forum an independent website and separates from Sep7agon.

Having defeated the mods, the Floodians attempt a coup against Cheat. Feeling his power to be severely threatened, Cheat nukes the Flood, Gaming, Septagon and News, thus bringing Sep7agon.net to an end. Some members, including AngryBrute and Goji, were able to seek refuge in the Gaming thread "Let's list (and discuss) all the plot holes in Halo 3", which miraculously survived the devastation. Isolated from the rest of the web, it is there that they carry on in a rather lonely existence.

Cheat, feeling powerless without Sep7agon, attempts to take control of Bungie.net. He is unsuccessful, but manages to DoS the site. Before the authorities get to him, he changes his name, and with his hooker Isara, flies to the island of Niue, where he lives out the rest of his days enjoying the island's free Wifi.

As for the rest of the surviving Floodians? Many of them became citizens of one of the four newly created websites--www.sociopathsunited.com, founded by Arky, where the only rule is "No SecondClasses", www.nottumblr.com, founded by Nuka, a politically correct website for discussing issues that affect transgenders and homeless people and homeless transgenders, www.niggerfaggots.com, founded by Numb Digger and RC, where the freedom to funpost is stressed, and www.germanlolis.com, founded by DAS, a place where deviant fetishes and Germanophilia is encouraged. The four websites form a virtual confederacy, vowing to assist each other in times of need.

Camnator finally carries out his dream of living disconnected from society by retreating to the deep web, where he manages a virtual weed plantation.

Loaf goes back to his Tumblr blog, where he continues to list his problems with humanity in large walls of text to his 6 followers.

TOTDesticle continues making videos and becomes somewhat of a Youtube star. However, his fame is soon diminished when a rumor spreads that he isn't actually Russian.

Ryle just goes back to furaffinity.

Ember uses the opportunity to create the joke forum Octag8n on proboards. It is soon taken down due to proboards policies.

Door takes advantage of Moot stepping down and becomes the second FΓΌhrer of 4chan.

Deci, upon hearing of Sep7agons dissolution, immediately closes off access to his forum, believing it will be flooded by former Sep7agon members seeking refuge. Not like anyone actually went there.

Some brave Floodians, lead by the hero of the Sep7agon uprising Solonoid, attempt to reclaim halo.bungie.net. However, they are unable to get past Microsoft's advanced, Israeli-made virtual defense systems, and many perish.

Dustin ends up joining the WBC--ironically, of course.

Slash, wanting to get one last Nazi joke in, makes the domain name www.sep7agon.net redirect to Stormfront.

Nobody knows exactly where Verbatim went. Some say he's still out there, somewhere, complaining about something.

The mods, having been banished from any former Sep7agon locations, form a magical pact that grant them universal mod powers. They now roam the web, stopping at random internet forums to ban whoever they see fit.
Last Edit: January 24, 2015, 05:51:22 PM by EΧͺΧ•ber


 
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all of the threads on the front page right now are terrible so im just gonna bump one of mine
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all of the threads on the front page right now are terrible so im just gonna bump one of mine
this one's terrible too though
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