The Emperor's Jade Cricket Box has been stolen!

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Crack the Case!


THE RULES

Your object is to uncover the truth behind the scenario below.

You may ask the Game Master any yes or no question, and I will reply with one of the following:
Yes
No
Yes and No
Irrelevant
I don't know


The game ends when a player can answer, in a single post, the following questions:
What happened?
Who did it?
How did they do it?
Why did they do it?



The Emperor's Jade Cricket Box has been stolen!

An investigation was conducted, and there are only two men in The Forbidden City who could have taken it; both work at the palace, both claimed innocence.

The Emperor turned to his Magician in this time of need, asking him to use his powers to find which is guilty. The Magician brought the Emperor and the servants to the outer walls of the palace.

"Cut a stalk of bamboo exactly forty inches tall, and plant them side by side here." he instructed them.

They servants obeyed, one man planted his stalk on the left, the other on the right.

"My Emperor, do you find the two stalks to be identical?"

The Emperor saw that the stalks were exactly the same length.

"In the morning, we shall return to here. The stalk planted by the innocent man will not change, but the stalk planted by the guilty man will grow an inch before sunrise."

The four returned at morning, and saw that the stalk on the right was exactly one inch taller than it's counterpart on the left.

What happened?


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
the guilty dude raised the other dude's stalk to try and frame him
I'll take my upboats now


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the guilty dude raised the other dude's stalk to try and frame him
I'll take my upboats now
no


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It was the Magician


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I love you, son.
did both stalks grow


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The sun reached the bamboo on the right first giving it that inch of morning wood


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
It was the palace panda, who ate an inch of the one on the left.


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The sun reached the bamboo on the right first giving it that inch of morning wood
did both stalks grow
It was the palace panda, who ate an inch of the one on the left.
No, none of these things happened.

guys, instead of trying to guess what happened, try asking me questions like what Fedorekd asked


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Why are you such a massive twat


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Why are you such a massive twat
No it's gotta be yes or no


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also because fuck you


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Actually I kinda want to solve this


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Does the magician have ulterior motives?


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More important question: does the magician have a big dick?
Last Edit: October 29, 2019, 01:14:55 AM by MarKhan


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Does the magician have ulterior motives?
No, the Magician is a loyal servant of the Emperor


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More important question: does the magician have a big dick?
duh he's a fuckin wizard


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I love you, son.
is the servant on the right actually the guilty one and the stalk grew just as the magician said and nothing nefarious actually happened overnight


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is the servant on the right actually the guilty one and the stalk grew just as the magician said and nothing nefarious actually happened overnight
No, sorry I should've said in the OP, assume this scenario follows the rules of the real world


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Did one of the men actually take it?
Are they working together?
Do either of the men have enemies?


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Did one of the men actually take it?
Are they working together?
Do either of the men have enemies?
yes, one of the two is the thief

no, they aren't working together and whether they have enemies is not relevant


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Hint: one of the stalks is no longer forty inches


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More important question: does the magician have a big dick?
duh he's a fuckin wizard
Are you a wizard too by any chance?


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Hint: one of the stalks is no longer forty inches

What does this even mean? You already said one of them grew an inch

Is the man whose stalk grew actually guilty?
If not did the guilty guy mes with it?


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were any of the stalks altered by somebody overnight?


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Hint: one of the stalks is no longer forty inches

What does this even mean? You already said one of them grew an inch

Is the man whose stalk grew actually guilty?
If not did the guilty guy mes with it?
1. I never said that
2. See the above answer
3. No, the guilty man did not tamper with the innocent man's stalk


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were any of the stalks altered by somebody overnight?
yes


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Quote
1. I never said that

The four returned at morning, and saw that the stalk on the right was exactly one inch taller than it's counterpart on the left.

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2. See the above answer

This doesn't answer the wuestion


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I love you, son.
Is the guilty man actually the one who planted the left stalk.


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Did the thief alter a stalk, or send somebody to alter it for them?