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I've always criticized new Dodge, simply because they got pants on head retarded as soon as Iacocca left. But these opinions shall change, maybe, like maybe your Dakota will change gears when you want it to. They had gotten it right nearly 50 years ago. Then they fucked up. Now they got it right again. They have made huge strides in car history, and really put themselves on the world stage. Now we have dadbod rocking middle aged men saying they want to buy a Hellcat when they have their midlife crisis.

And I began to see why there was so much hype for the new line. The Iacocca years saw much sucess in the financial side of things, but never did he produce a 707 horse monster that tries to kill you for accelerating in the wet out of third gear. SRT Neons were cool, SRT chargers were even better for the midlife crisis man, and ACT Vipers were the best. But the Hellcat set itself apart, while retaining common attributes. The iconic MURICA FUCK YEAH 370 CI OF RAW FUCK YOUR SISTER  But most importantly...

The 2016 Doge Challenger SRT Hellcat.

0-60 ~ much fast
very power @ such spins
Transmission: many gears, shift fast, wow
Weight: very weight
Top Speed: wow


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Oh, hey.
I am not even a little bit upset at all these parody-ish threads. More car threads pls

Also, I respect the hellcat, but its still a bitch car to me


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Some of the cop cars here are Dodge Chargers actually.


 
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Some of the cop cars here are Dodge Chargers actually.
Police Chargers have been around since the LX platform released in 06, bro. They're not uncommon.


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Some of the cop cars here are Dodge Chargers actually.
Police Chargers have been around since the LX platform released in 06, bro. They're not uncommon.

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Curves are for women and weak communist men. Real man stiff as a board. Real man's car a rectangle. Steel body, like a real man's rock hard six pack abs. Go away little sissy boy

You're starting to sound awfully Russian


 
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Curves are for women and weak communist men. Real man stiff as a board. Real man's car a rectangle. Steel body, like a real man's rock hard six pack abs. Go away little sissy boy

You're starting to sound awfully Russian
Russia is weak and curvy

Fascist box tank not curvy and is strong like the water of the Rhine


See the difference?

Be strong like fascist box tank, not weak like Saddam Hussein.


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Fugly
Curves are for women and weak communist men. Real man stiff as a board. Real man's car a rectangle. Steel body, like a real man's rock hard six pack abs. Go away little sissy boy

You're starting to sound awfully Russian
Russia is weak and curvy

Fascist box tank not curvy and is strong like the water of the Rhine


See the difference?

Be strong like fascist box tank, not weak like Saddam Hussein.

New doge is awfully curvy, no hard edges at all.


 
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They're retiring the Viper in 2017 :(