The date went bad, what do you do?

DAS B00T x2 · October 14, 2015, 04:22:26 PM

Fuck and run, fuck and run.

Epsira · October 14, 2015, 04:37:24 PM

If I'm dating someone, it's almost certainly because I need something from them.
I'd change my social demeanor and approach the situation differently.

BaconShelf · October 14, 2015, 05:29:03 PM

Quote from: Citrus Snake on October 14, 2015, 03:51:08 PM

Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 14, 2015, 03:22:13 PM
Who goes out to a restraunt with someone they don't know anyway? That's dumb.
People who go on dates, obviously.

It makes sense on the second one, sure. But I don't see the point of spending money on someone you've literally never met.

RomanGladiator · October 14, 2015, 06:00:15 PM

Go home and masturbate, if the date is good, then same thing.

DAS B00T x2 · October 14, 2015, 06:01:34 PM

Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 14, 2015, 05:29:03 PM

Quote from: Citrus Snake on October 14, 2015, 03:51:08 PM
Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 14, 2015, 03:22:13 PM
Who goes out to a restraunt with someone they don't know anyway? That's dumb.
People who go on dates, obviously.

It makes sense on the second one, sure. But I don't see the point of spending money on someone you've literally never met.

>not going Dutch on the first meeting

challengerX · October 14, 2015, 07:06:20 PM

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FatherlyNick - fuck putin · October 14, 2015, 07:12:36 PM

That's impossible.

If they are on a date with me, that means they passed thorough screening and evaluation to get to that point. Everything else is 'fixable'

Bonewheel Barry · October 14, 2015, 09:13:44 PM

I walk outside, get my motorcycle helmet, put it on, grab my nail-bat thingy, return to the table, pass gas extremely loudly, and proceed to break he table with the bat whilst screaming "Aluah Ackbar!" or however it goes.

Well, obviously not all of that. I actually just tell her straight up we obviously don't have any chemistry and end the darn thing early. I think I'd still wear my helmet after that, though. It's fun.

Cindy · October 14, 2015, 09:15:33 PM

Finish out dinner, go home

Turkey · October 14, 2015, 10:08:05 PM

Finish the meal, pay, say it's just not working out, steal her purse, take her car, then drive to her parents house and murder them.

I_IRONMAN_I · October 14, 2015, 10:25:35 PM

Quote from: Bonewheel Barry on October 14, 2015, 09:13:44 PM

I walk outside, get my motorcycle helmet, put it on, grab my nail-bat thingy, return to the table, pass gas extremely loudly, and proceed to break he table with the bat whilst screaming "Aluah Ackbar!" or however it goes.

Well, obviously not all of that. I actually just tell her straight up we obviously don't have any chemistry and end the darn thing early. I think I'd still wear my helmet after that, though. It's fun.

The first part makes more sense to do than the last...

Trollolol

Puro · October 15, 2015, 07:13:21 AM

>eat my food
>get up
>flip table so she can't finish eating
>laugh
>leave without paying

Zonda · October 15, 2015, 07:35:25 AM

Hold onto my suspicions and really get to know how she handles adversity by playing a few rounds of OG Mario Party and Mario Kart 64.

Dietrich Six · October 15, 2015, 11:28:07 AM

As a general rule of thumb I'll ask if she wants some pipe cause this ain't going anywhere else.

Nine times out of ten it doesn't work, but there is always that one in ten shot.