The Dark Tower trailer, WHAT THE FUCK HAVE THEY DONE

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They literally turned it into an MCU film.

>dimension hopping
>no mystery surrounding MiB
>Dark Tower is now just a superweapon rather than a metaphorical object
>Gunslinger is basically an Avenger that has to protect da erf otherwise we the audience are apparently incapable of relating to him

Into le waste disposal it goes.
Last Edit: May 03, 2017, 08:58:30 AM by 🅱️egone thots


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Awww man... I was really hoping they'd go through the whole series instead of making one movie. Where tf are the other people?

Looks like a decent blockbuster regardless, just sort of disappointing.


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Yeah, they said it's a sequel to the books instead of an adaption. Stephen King is cool with it. I've never read them so if it's good I might watch it.


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Yeah, they said it's a sequel to the books instead of an adaption. Stephen King is cool with it. I've never read them so if it's good I might watch it.

A sequel makes sense with how the books end. Was hoping to see the original story tho.


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I saw that there were a lot of books. Like the last one came out in 2012. Through the Keyhole or something. Is it over, or has he not written another yet?


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I saw that there were a lot of books. Like the last one came out in 2012. Through the Keyhole or something. Is it over, or has he not written another yet?

I'm not sure, last one I read came out before 2009. I wasn't aware he was still writing them.


 
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I saw that there were a lot of books. Like the last one came out in 2012. Through the Keyhole or something. Is it over, or has he not written another yet?

I'm not sure, last one I read came out before 2009. I wasn't aware he was still writing them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dark_Tower:_The_Wind_Through_the_Keyhole

Including that one there's 9 books. It says this one takes place between books 4 and 5. So I guess for now, it is done. But he had a little more story to tell. I'll have to read them one day.


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I saw that there were a lot of books. Like the last one came out in 2012. Through the Keyhole or something. Is it over, or has he not written another yet?

I'm not sure, last one I read came out before 2009. I wasn't aware he was still writing them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dark_Tower:_The_Wind_Through_the_Keyhole

Including that one there's 9 books. It says this one takes place between books 4 and 5. So I guess for now, it is done. But he had a little more story to tell. I'll have to read them one day.

Yeah, that's the only one I haven't read.

The series itself is pretty excellent and I highly recommend it.


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MCU is wests anime. I dunno what Dark Tower is but it seems to have cool ideas in concept, shame its movie adaptation looks bog standard.


 
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I've never even heard of this before.


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I've never even heard of this before.

Bruuuuuh, you would probably dig the books.


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So are the kid and the alternate world not in the book series as at all?


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Ya fuckin' ganderneck.
Seems hardly as mysterious as the books are smh. Comes off as just some action movie with a Dark Tower theme. Why is the movie industry like this now? Why can't they just understand that the general public can enjoy a more meaningful and in depth story?

Spoiler
Also, the tower used as a weapon to unleash hell? I haven't read through the full series yet, but from my understanding the tower is supposed to be a nexus of realities/universes, right? What's all this about it keeping hell at bay?


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Seems hardly as mysterious as the books are smh. Comes off as just some action movie with a Dark Tower theme. Why is the movie industry like this now? Why can't they just understand that the general public can enjoy a more meaningful and in depth story?

Spoiler
Also, the tower used as a weapon to unleash hell? I haven't read through the full series yet, but from my understanding the tower is supposed to be a nexus of realities/universes, right? What's all this about it keeping hell at bay?

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The Red King was trying to destroy the towers to undo reality.k


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So are the kid and the alternate world not in the book series as at all?
There's a kid in the novels called Jake but he exists within the Dark Tower universe. There is no dumb dimension jumping.

Although it's not firmly established, King has hinted throughout the novels that the DTverse is essentially a post apocalyptic version of our world.


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You guys have to remember that this is in actuality the 10th book/story. It's picking up right where the 9th book left off. I won't spoil the story, but this should be a bit more action based. It isn't about Roland becoming whole again, it's about what happens after he becomes whole.


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Ya fuckin' ganderneck.
Seems hardly as mysterious as the books are smh. Comes off as just some action movie with a Dark Tower theme. Why is the movie industry like this now? Why can't they just understand that the general public can enjoy a more meaningful and in depth story?

Spoiler
Also, the tower used as a weapon to unleash hell? I haven't read through the full series yet, but from my understanding the tower is supposed to be a nexus of realities/universes, right? What's all this about it keeping hell at bay?

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The Red King was trying to destroy the towers to undo reality.k
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Ah, I get that the tower sort of holds the realities in existence together. Not sure why this movie has to simplify that premise as 'the tower protects us from hell."


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You guys have to remember that this is in actuality the 10th book/story. It's picking up right where the 9th book left off. I won't spoil the story, but this should be a bit more action based. It isn't about Roland becoming whole again, it's about what happens after he becomes whole.

Without spoiling anything, is this story even a plausible setup for a sequel, or is it entirely out of left field?


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Seems hardly as mysterious as the books are smh. Comes off as just some action movie with a Dark Tower theme. Why is the movie industry like this now? Why can't they just understand that the general public can enjoy a more meaningful and in depth story?

Spoiler
Also, the tower used as a weapon to unleash hell? I haven't read through the full series yet, but from my understanding the tower is supposed to be a nexus of realities/universes, right? What's all this about it keeping hell at bay?

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The Red King was trying to destroy the towers to undo reality.k
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Ah, I get that the tower sort of holds the realities in existence together. Not sure why this movie has to simplify that premise as 'the tower protects us from hell."
It's a trailer. They're going to simplify the most basic plot points to get the broadest audience possible.


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You guys have to remember that this is in actuality the 10th book/story. It's picking up right where the 9th book left off. I won't spoil the story, but this should be a bit more action based. It isn't about Roland becoming whole again, it's about what happens after he becomes whole.

Without spoiling anything, is this story even a plausible setup for a sequel, or is it entirely out of left field?

From the books? Or do you mean a King Cinematic Universe?


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So are the kid and the alternate world not in the book series as at all?
There's a kid in the novels called Jake but he exists within the Dark Tower universe. There is no dumb dimension jumping.

Although it's not firmly established, King has hinted throughout the novels that the DTverse is essentially a post apocalyptic version of our world.
That's the impression the trailer gave. That the world the black guy is from is Earth in the future, or just Earth that somehow was destroyed.


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You guys have to remember that this is in actuality the 10th book/story. It's picking up right where the 9th book left off. I won't spoil the story, but this should be a bit more action based. It isn't about Roland becoming whole again, it's about what happens after he becomes whole.

Without spoiling anything, is this story even a plausible setup for a sequel, or is it entirely out of left field?

From the books? Or do you mean a King Cinematic Universe?
For the books, I mean.


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So are the kid and the alternate world not in the book series as at all?
There's a kid in the novels called Jake but he exists within the Dark Tower universe. There is no dumb dimension jumping.

Although it's not firmly established, King has hinted throughout the novels that the DTverse is essentially a post apocalyptic version of our world.
That's the impression the trailer gave. That the world the black guy is from is Earth in the future, or just Earth that somehow was destroyed.

The books are set in a multiverse in which all realities are connected in the Dark Tower. A version of the tower exists in all realities, but the Gunslinger's world is where it's in it's true form.


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You guys have to remember that this is in actuality the 10th book/story. It's picking up right where the 9th book left off. I won't spoil the story, but this should be a bit more action based. It isn't about Roland becoming whole again, it's about what happens after he becomes whole.

Without spoiling anything, is this story even a plausible setup for a sequel, or is it entirely out of left field?

From the books? Or do you mean a King Cinematic Universe?
For the books, I mean.

The movie is the 10th story. That's all I can really say. Could King start writing again after the movie? Why not? That all depends on what this story is and how it ends. All I know is that the 9th book ended on a point that made this story not just possible, but necessary.


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You guys have to remember that this is in actuality the 10th book/story. It's picking up right where the 9th book left off. I won't spoil the story, but this should be a bit more action based. It isn't about Roland becoming whole again, it's about what happens after he becomes whole.

Without spoiling anything, is this story even a plausible setup for a sequel, or is it entirely out of left field?

From the books? Or do you mean a King Cinematic Universe?
For the books, I mean.

The movie is the 10th story. That's all I can really say. Could King start writing again after the movie? Why not? That all depends on what this story is and how it ends. All I know is that the 9th book ended on a point that made this story not just possible, but necessary.

Yeah the end of the book series is set up for events to continue.