So there's this guy that's like 30 years old in my history course. Every class he has to raise his hand every 5 minutes asking questions and try to put input what the professor os saying. Just gets kinda cringy. Oh, he also wears a damn fedora

Anyway, he comes in just now speaking Spanish to greet the class and somebody just asked where his fedora was and said he's riding his bike to school from now on. He also said his fedora gives him like +3 intelligence points

fuking nuke this guy from orbit for me

Why are you carrying around a mirror?

Ew

Ask him of he likes mlp.