Hey parents of the world

Jester · May 11, 2015, 03:30:52 PM

DONT BRING YOUR FOUR YEAR OLD CHILDREN TO THE FUCKING AVENGERS ON THE ULTRA SCREEN! NOBODY WANTS TO LISTEN TO THEM YELLING "HULK SMASH" WHENEVER THEY SEE THE ASSHOLE! I WILL PILEDRIVE THOSE LITTLE FUCKERS IF YOU PEOPLE KEEP DOING THIS SHIT.

I DONT WANT TO KEEP HEARING

"Iron man best avenger!!1!!1!!" and "I want Thor to penetrate my little hole"

WHENEVER I GO TO THESE FUCKING MOVIES! CONTROL UR CHILDREN BITCHES

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · May 11, 2015, 03:31:31 PM

>public
>ever

enjoy hell

Mat Cauthon · May 11, 2015, 03:32:25 PM

Quote from: Jesty on May 11, 2015, 03:30:52 PM

I WILL PILEDRIVE THOSE LITTLE FUCKERS IF YOU PEOPLE KEEP DOING THIS SHIT.

I'd definitely go to the cinema more if I saw things like this.

gats · May 11, 2015, 03:33:48 PM

agreed, kill your little devils away

PSU · May 11, 2015, 04:28:45 PM

Why would I bring my kid to see a shit film?

Brought him to furious 7. Such a great movie.

Jester · May 11, 2015, 05:09:38 PM

Quote from: PSU on May 11, 2015, 04:28:45 PM

Why would I bring my kid to see a shit film?

Brought him to furious 7. Such a great movie.

I'm going to cut off your fucking tongue

Elegiac · May 11, 2015, 05:12:25 PM

Quote from: Jesty on May 11, 2015, 05:09:38 PM

Quote from: PSU on May 11, 2015, 04:28:45 PM
Why would I bring my kid to see a shit film?

Brought him to furious 7. Such a great movie.
I'm going to cut off your fucking tounge

*tongue

ａｄｕｂａｔｏ · May 11, 2015, 05:15:02 PM

Why would you go to a children's movie and be annoyed that there are children there?

Jocephalopod · May 11, 2015, 05:16:54 PM

Reminds me of the time I told my son not to do drugs, only to catch the pediatrician in the act of shooting my kid up with some sort of heroin like needle.

I don't care if he would "feel better" afterwards it's not worth an addiction/death

Elegiac · May 11, 2015, 05:20:48 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on May 11, 2015, 05:16:54 PM

Reminds me of the time I told my son not to do drugs, only to catch the pediatrician in the act of shooting my kid up with some sort of heroin like needle.

I don't care if he would "feel better" afterwards it's not worth an addiction/death

You mean your dug

Jocephalopod · May 11, 2015, 05:28:09 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on May 11, 2015, 05:20:48 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on May 11, 2015, 05:16:54 PM
Reminds me of the time I told my son not to do drugs, only to catch the pediatrician in the act of shooting my kid up with some sort of heroin like needle.

I don't care if he would "feel better" afterwards it's not worth an addiction/death
You mean your dug

same thing

Jono · May 11, 2015, 05:29:10 PM

Thankfully a little kid has never ruined my experience at the theaters.

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · May 11, 2015, 07:31:57 PM

You work in a cinema or just like to watch the same movie more than once on the big screen?

The Lord Ruler · May 11, 2015, 07:51:00 PM

yeah lets keep kids from seeing a movie with superheros they love because youre a whiny little bitch

DAS B00T x2 · May 11, 2015, 08:17:35 PM

memearrow capeshit
memearrow not a children's movie

Your fault, OP. Maybe if you had better taste in fictional women this wouldn't be a problem.

Jester · May 11, 2015, 08:59:18 PM

Quote from: DAS B(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ on May 11, 2015, 08:17:35 PM

memearrow capeshit
memearrow not a children's movie

Your fault, OP. Maybe if you had better taste in fictional women this wouldn't be a problem.

Im about to go all Admiral Snackbar in this bitch