The dog doesn't do anything but mooch under the counter. That's unhygienic.
what is this thread((you're actually moving or am I too buzzed yet again)
You don't have shop dogs in Australia?
What are we? 19th century merchants?
Stop taking drugs then.
What a Kawaii Doge.
You think you can steal my emotiface? You wanna fight?
No, that is not a bunni face.